94) Thursday, 20 November 2008 10:40 Host: CPE-58-168-208-228.vic.bigpond.net.au
WB:- Looking for a concreter bloke...anyone do this?
If so, let me know asap
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try Johnny Collins or Ronny
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93) Saturday, 8 November 2008 11:25 Host: 169.83.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
web bastard:- New pics of GF up ...thanks to Davey Locknuts photography
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wb Saturday, 8 November 2008 11:28
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Bonus Pics ~ Previously unseen photos from the INFLIGHT NIGHT
find a new respect for Animal.....check it out on the 'Photos' tab
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92) Thursday, 30 October 2008 21:10 Host: c220-239-138-14.frank2.vic.optusnet.com.au
the trike:- a small gathering recently saw a commander in chief cook a stunning repaste for a former commander in chief and a former erstwhile deputy. the entree was superb, the main was magnifique and the former c.i.c was guilty of perhaps a tad too much liquid refreshment and nodded off as all of us old fellas do these days. well, the nap was going swimmingly until junior approached dad with only one thing on his mind (and that wasnt dads state of health) proceeded to awaken dad at which point the days (and nights) takings were deposited at a furious rate onto the gardens of said commander in chief who was last heard muttering never giving strawberries to swine again
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the tredley Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:46
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Lies damn lies Mr Dike err Trike. Was not the strawberries but them damn asparagus spears that got me in the end. Had nowt to do with the 5 VB's, 3 Jimmys, bottle of Gluwein and a rather rusty red. All was going accordian to plan till the asparagus mixed with the beetroot and caused a chemical reaction, commonly called 'technicolor yawning'. Some wit did quip that he should have chewed his carrots but I still had the sense of mind to rip out the dentures before hailing a cab. No rmour to the trtuh that I have bulimia ala Kate Moss and did the old finger down the oesaphuagus to purge the body of any food. Rather like me nosh and good on the fang but I have a strange metabolism that make me weird things sometimes. Beware the asparagus, tis the new ambrosia of our time.
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91) Sunday, 5 October 2008 09:12 Host: c220-239-221-176.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Chronicles of the Changster:- The Changster had a day in the field yesterday with a bit of batting late in the day. Took an absolute blinder at point with the pill travelling at the speed of light, hitting his ample chest before being gently caressed by his supple fingers. The Knighters had the Balnarring boys all out for 109, but the infamous Ballam park batting collpase saw the Changster come in at 6-45. With some solid, some may say stoic batting, the great man guided his young charge up tother end to a winnable 6-90 at the beeer break. 30 odd runs next week, then bang whhoshka!!! some fireworks are sure to follow when the shackles are broke loose. Updates next week sometime for all you fruitloops.
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Gary Numan Wednesday, 29 October 2008 08:48
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whoah this story sure is gripping stuff...is that the changster in the new banner on the website....further proof he did ket a kick
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Hello Numan!! Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:52
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Tis infact gripping stuff as the Changster is breakign all records of late. His 22 in the first dig was followed by a 35 then a stoic 33 last Saturday. And all this first drop then promoted to opening the thing last week. One quick from Cribby did remark after a pill found its way through bat and pat 'You have no fugn idea mate' to which the Changster replied 'that'll make two of us then'. Being a typical dumb fast bowler , he didnt like it, ripped in a short one which the Changster hoiked over square leg for 4. Might get a call from the subcontinent soon, from me old chine Punter.
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90) Friday, 26 September 2008 09:34 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Help me Dr Nick:- Dr Nick, Is it normal nearly a wekk after returning from the Footy Trip for my wee to still be a fluorescent yellow colour? Can you explain the uncontrollable shakes I have had as well.
Thanks in advance Barney Gumble
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Dr. Nick Friday, 3 October 2008 19:26
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Hmmnn, without a throughough full examination, you know rectal, penil any other orifice, i cant really tell from here but i hazard a guess that it is some form of ghonnerhea or the pox. Do yourself a favour and go to www.it/will/only/hurt/and/bleed/a/little/bit/at/the/stare.com.ng and see how you go. And remember the old Dr Nick axiom - never stick anyhthing bigger than your little finger up any orifice unless you have a video camera ready
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89) Wednesday, 17 September 2008 11:42 IP: 144.135.124.93
wheels:- sensational result to all you boys. sorry i cpouldnt be there to witness and sledge err cheer. good on you dawesy. your single minded determinatin to succeed has been rewarded. grat t see blokes like gaz and porno have the success for all the work they have put in as well. cheers
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88) Tuesday, 16 September 2008 10:00 Host: CPE-58-168-202-199.vic.bigpond.net.au
Dawesy:- I would like to thank a few people for there support over the past two years and congratulate everyone at the club for being apart of our historic first ever premiership. To Macca and the committee, you,ve been awesome with your support and organisation and made my job easier on game day. To my lietenants in Zeuy, Johnny and Holly thanks for your efforts and thoughts over the course of the season. It has been tough at different times selecting the side and having blokes miss out or not get more game time. To my wife and kids, a big thank you for putting up with me, particularly the last 12 months of having to listen to me talking footy most nights.
All in all, well done to the players, supporters and families who have been so awesome the last couple of years, this is a premiership for all to enjoy!!!
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87) Monday, 15 September 2008 21:51 Host: 30.64.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
Wisha:- dawesy said at the start off the year the Sharks had UNFINISHED BUSINESS. WELL DAWSEY WE HAVE COMPLETED THE SEASON AND FINISHED BUSINESS ON THE ULTIMATE HIGH. thanks to all concerned. now to kill a few more brain cells on the footy trip.
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86) Monday, 15 September 2008 19:32 IP: 159.155.240.239
Wixxy from Hallam:- Well done guys and you greatly deserve the win in the GF.
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Ming Monday, 15 September 2008 21:46
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Good win Sharkies in very difficult side-wind. Got over a determined and desperate Werribee who grew some legs and gave a really good contest.
I hope Hof comes good soon!
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85) Monday, 15 September 2008 14:16 Host: c220-239-221-176.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
TIGERSHARKS PREMIERS 2008!!!!!:- A great win by Dawesy and the boys yesterday. An historic day for the club, putting to rest the disappointment of last year and forging a new era for our young club. Congrats to everyone single Tigershark and supporter for playing their role in the Grand Final win.Big test next year for the club but with great support and fantastic base at Pines and new players already committed, the club is in great nick. Go you Sharkies!!!!!!!
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SIngapore Phil Monday, 15 September 2008 18:01
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Well done to the club, awesome stuff. Looks like I missed another ripper year.
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84) Monday, 15 September 2008 11:11 Host: 60-240-120-245.static.tpgi.com.au
SB:- Congratulations on the win boys, sounds like a good game from the result.
Enjoy the fruits of your labours...and dont drink TOO much (of course that all depends on your definition of Too much!)
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83) Thursday, 11 September 2008 07:09 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Gaz:- Thanks for the support Rat. Well done to all those selected to play on Sunday. Commiserations to those who missed out. Bad luck to my old mate Dave Carlson, who put everything into it but the old knee failed. Everyone playing on Sunday owes it to this bloke to give 100% and no less. If we attack the contest with the same ferocity that DC is renown for, we'll be allright. Chin up DC, we''ll make sure you drink the top shelf Scotch come Sunday night. Go Sharkies!!!
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Macca Thursday, 11 September 2008 11:27
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Here Here. Like any footy club there are so many people that make the place tick, and have worked tirelessly for the club. Please everyone don't ever underestimate what this bloke has done for our club. We owe it to ourselves to go out there and play the best we can on Sunday but keep in the back of our minds we owe it to people like DC and the rest of our supporters, families and friends as well.
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dave c Thursday, 11 September 2008 22:31
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Thanks guys. Enough of that now.
This is something we have all been waiting for, let's give it our best, and enjoy.
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82) Wednesday, 10 September 2008 21:44 IP: 203.5.136.234
Rat (8):- Well done, GF great effort, been a long time coming, have a great day and win Congrats to Gary H Back bone of club since begining, go you good thing......
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81) Friday, 5 September 2008 11:27 Host: c211-28-200-116.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie (Cowboys):- Good luck in the big one, we'll be there cheering for you.
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Spook Monday, 8 September 2008 08:21
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Geez, you never hear from someguys then bang!!! 2 messages in 5 minutes -what a guy!!
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80) Friday, 5 September 2008 11:22 Host: c211-28-200-116.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie (Cowboys):- Goodluck in the big one Fellas. we'll be there to cheer you on
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79) Thursday, 4 September 2008 21:56 Host: 169.83.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
Web Bastard:- Pics of last weeks game are up.
Thanks to Davelenko for the stunning action photography.
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Dr. Zapruder Friday, 5 September 2008 13:17
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Who or what is that thing lying on the ground in front of the scoreboard in Davey Locknuts photo on the website?
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Grissom Friday, 5 September 2008 16:50
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We have a CSI doing a forensic examination of the evidence as we speak.
Results pending.
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Hoartio Kane Sunday, 7 September 2008 20:10
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Hmm, yes thanks Griss. Get back to me asap, we have an unsub on the loose in the Pines vicinity and are keen to neutralize him. By the way, have you finished using that ultra violet light thingy that when you spray a special chemical and turn off the light, all the sperm lights up?
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Det. Inpsector Taggart Monday, 8 September 2008 12:39
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Mid morn Fathers day was called to the car park of the Ballam Park cricket club to identify a foreign matter that was on the bitumen of the car park. Upon further inspection, it was revealed the offensive matter was infact vomit. After further questioning of people in the vicinity, we are very close to apprehending the culprit. Seen shortly before the crime were 2 very influential members ofthe club known as the Tigersharks, one current and the tohter former. Both had vehicles parked very close to the site and both were extemely green around the gills and looking sheepish.
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78) Thursday, 4 September 2008 17:56 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
League B&F winner - Zeeuy:- Our congratulations go to our very own Zeeuy for taking out the top honours by a massive 6 votes. Zeeuy also topped the league goal kicking list. Well done Zeeuy were all really proud of you mate!!! The league will present Zeeuy his award at lunch on Grand Final day. Lets all be there to honour the great man. Below are the results and I’ll send out full spreadsheet that covers all divisions results. Well done to Matt Shaw who was our next best with 13 votes. In Masters congrats go to Pottsy who was our best performed player with 6 votes.
Macca
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Peechers Thursday, 4 September 2008 21:05
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Bloody sensational Zeuy! You turned out allright for a bloke that stuck a log through his head at the start of the season and ended it by catching the black plague.
ps. you must have been well coached....
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Gaz Thursday, 4 September 2008 21:29
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Well done to Zeuy. A great double with the goalkicking as well. Let's hope there is a couple more rewards left for this year. Imagine his acceptance speech "I would like to thank my family, my team mates and the eucaylptus maculata & Stihl for making it all happen" Well done Zeuy.
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77) Monday, 1 September 2008 11:29 Host: CPE-121-220-74-137.vic.bigpond.net.au
Dawesy:- Well done to the fellas that represented the club with distinction yesterday. To have every player contribute was a rewarding moment the club. Special thanks to Yob, Dave, Maxine, Tracey, Matt, Kaz and Ern for your continued support.
To Eddie and Dean White, thanks for helping us get there. You are both very much apart of it, and we look forward to renewing acquaintances over the coming weeks and next season.
Thanks also to Terry and the Pines crew who helped make it a memorable day and to our masters who have been fantastic with their support and encouragement all year.
What we do from here is in our hands. Well done Sharkies.
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Harvs Monday, 1 September 2008 14:40
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Hey Dawesy, well done on the win yesterday. Too good for us again, but we'll give it a crack again next year. Good luck in the GF.
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76) Sunday, 31 August 2008 09:25 Host: 30.64.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
Wisha:- TYPO I mean greataussiebeershed.com.au Typing isnt one of my strong points.
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75) Sunday, 31 August 2008 09:16 Host: 30.64.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
Wisha:- To all those lucky footy trip participants. We have arranged a visit to The Great Aussie Beer Shed on sunday. Go to gteataussiebeershed.com.au to view the web site. See you all at todays final.
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74) Thursday, 21 August 2008 10:44 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Gaz:- All ye olde Sharkies get down to Langy this Sunday morn (After mass, of course) to support the old silver fox, the angry one, Wheels in his first GF as coach. Talking to the #@*%!roach and he is fired up to beat the pseudo Mt. Eliza North wannabees in Dolphins. The game starts at 11 and if they win there will be free beer at the Wheeler mansion till Monday arvo
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go wheels Thursday, 21 August 2008 13:28
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I want no bad press about Mt Eliza North thanks gentleman. The next household move by Mr Wheels will put him over the Humphries rd boundary into that region.
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wheels Friday, 22 August 2008 16:37
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no david, i will not be migrating any further south into the nether regions of the 2 bob toffs. i am staying firmly in sth franger where the men are men and we lock up our thongs at night. they are a pack of toe rags at mt eliza nth or at least their runner is
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73) Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:44 Host: CPE-58-167-32-149.vic.bigpond.net.au
dave c:- Why is Deano looking so angry at Simon on the front page of the website?
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Mr Nipples Tuesday, 19 August 2008 22:22
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Cos Simon wont share his ball
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Spook Thursday, 21 August 2008 10:40
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That is Deanos normal glare and the fact that Simon called huim Henry Rollins
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not so wise one Thursday, 21 August 2008 13:30
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Had to google henry rollins - i see the similiarity
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72) Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:35 Host: 169.83.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
wb:- Match reports are up...results and ladders wstill waiting on Sporting BLOODY Pulse (or alternatively No Pulse)
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AppleOGeez Friday, 12 September 2008 21:12
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Er, seems grand poohbah Fletch went on well earned hols.
Normally he would have all the results up well before midnight. Having left Relies to do the work with the results on the confounded Pulse, we cannot expect others to work such late Sunday hours.
Also, we have to wait for clubs to get all the results in - didn't happen this week.
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71) Tuesday, 19 August 2008 12:07 Host: 220.3.87.203.static.vic.chariot.net.au
wisha:- I have just had an MRI on my knee. Results to follow. Not walking with a limp anymore but still having trouble with some other parts of my body..
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dave c Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:29
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MRI - is that a code word for a lapdancer? No wonder your body isnt working properly ...
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70) Tuesday, 19 August 2008 12:05 Host: 220.3.87.203.static.vic.chariot.net.au
Wisha:- Any news on dave C Re the opp.
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Macca Tuesday, 19 August 2008 15:51
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Yep ... can report that Dave is now sporting a magnificent set of C cup breasts.
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dave c Tuesday, 19 August 2008 17:39
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I am not coming to training if anyone wants to feel my new lovely bouncy boobies ...
The athroscope went ok, they removed a touch of cartilage, there was work needed on the ACL but it wasnt torn completely, saw the physio early today, need work getting the muscle working (I told the missus it needs to be used more) above the knee, and I am alternating bicycle riding (in gym with no heavy loads) and swimming. Back to physio on Thursday and Saturday. The Tigersharks wil be officially sponsored in 09 by Sports Injury Clinic thanks to David C and his contribution to their profits in 2008.
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Chester the Dave Molester Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:37
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Dave if you got boobies as if anyone else would get a go at them
you wouldnt leave them alone
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If I was woman for a day Wednesday, 20 August 2008 08:24
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It's an interesting problem you pose Chester and is a question I have often raised as part of my lifes research. This research is generally done on the footy trip at about 1am in country Victorias finest nightclubs. Ask a woman what she'd do for a day if she was a man. You'll get some interesting responses.
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69) Monday, 18 August 2008 21:32 Host: 169.83.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
web bastard:- match reports will be posted tomorrow
please excuse the technical delay
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68) Sunday, 17 August 2008 22:52 Host: 123-243-102-148.static.tpgi.com.au
FINALS ELIGIBILITY:- Players must have been fielded in...
3/8 club games to represent a Div 1 team in the finals
4/9 club games to represent a Div 2 team in the finals
5/11 club games to represent a Div 3 team in the finals.
* A player who has represented his club in Masters on a DIFFERENT day to any Supers games may count those extra matches to qualify
* Any player who has played enough qualifying games in Masters is eligible for Supers Finals.
* Also, players must be registered on the Team Data-base lodged with Ian Fletcher by next week.
- Presidents/Managers please check with Ian Fletcher from Friday 22nd to be sure 0417-513-134.
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Ming Wednesday, 20 August 2008 23:24
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Looks like it may revert to 4/11 for Div3 - see http://mafv.com/notices
to be confirmed
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67) Friday, 15 August 2008 21:43 Host: dsl-14-160.vic1.net.au
R V:- Congrats to two great blokes on their milestones,hope you enjoy the day as much as I enjoyed mine
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66) Thursday, 14 August 2008 12:13 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Gaz:- Congratulations to Peechers and Macca on their 50th games for the club this Sunday. Two very loyal servants of the club. Peechers - inaugural Masters coach, ordinary left of centre humour and a love of all things llama & spas.match day speeches are sometimes Churchillian and sometimes Mr Beanish. Macca - got split wide open in his very first game for the club and has bled several more times for the Sharkies. Has been an awesome leader as President (must have learnt from his predecessor!!) has taken the club to a whole new level. Good onya blokes and have a ripper day on Sunday
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dave c Thursday, 14 August 2008 21:29
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I agree with all that Gaz says (not often i do this). Welcom to the 50 club, have a fantastic game, let's hope there is 50 more
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Observer from Box Hill Friday, 15 August 2008 09:31
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A great effort on 50 games guys...congratulations. Peechers in particular has been very willing to share and network, much appreciated! We may meet if the Box Hillians can get a Masters side together next year
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65) Sunday, 10 August 2008 19:15 Host: d58-104-89-216.dsl.vic.optusnet.com.au
cmac:- hey guys, can someone give me the dates of the final series please
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Macca Monday, 11 August 2008 08:39
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Semis are Sun 31 Aug & GF (if we make it) is Sun 14th Sept
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64) Wednesday, 6 August 2008 09:47 Host: CPE-58-165-18-80.vic.bigpond.net.au
Duncas:- How many times have i told you WISHA, what goes on in the medical rooms stays in the medical rooms.
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Shanker Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:04
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Hey Buddy, I think you'll fing that 27 was trying to shout FORE as he had no idea where the damn ball was going to go and who it could land on at impact!
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Knobflocker Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:53
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You have taken over from DC as the club resident helicopter kicker. Congrats!! PS - work on those 1 percenters
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From the fence Wednesday, 6 August 2008 16:00
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If only no 27 could kick like no 24. That bloke ran everything out of the backline and didn't miss a target when delivering by foot. At one stage I saw him streaming, yes streaming!, out of the backline took a deliberate and perfect bounce on the wing then looked up, spotted a target about 50 meters away and delivered the ball centimetre perfect to hit no 19 on the tit and give him his 32 billioninth goal.
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Bone Crusher Wednesday, 6 August 2008 16:40
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I don't mind taking over the helicopter kick for DC, but if I have to go around cleaning up the likes of Dyally then you'll have to find another friendly fire expert.
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63) Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:08 Host: 30.64.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
Wisha:- Whoops, sorry about the typo - thanks to the GUYS who rang about my knee - not just the GUY! Never was much of a typist. Note to Animal: Dunks was wearing your g-string last time I saw him!
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62) Tuesday, 5 August 2008 18:44 Host: CPE-124-181-6-235.vic.bigpond.net.au
animal:- hey guys just let u all know that i had my bag packed for sundays game but someone has mistaken my g strings for theirs could the person please return them so i can play next game.
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Spook Wednesday, 6 August 2008 08:25
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What???
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61) Monday, 4 August 2008 21:07 Host: 30.64.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
WISHA:- Thanks to the guy who rang to find out about my knee. Went to the quacks this morning simular prognosis to Dave Carlson. I will have an X-Ray tuesday to ascertain the possiable extent of the damage . Hope you get some encouraging news on wednesday Dave. I have been ribbing Duncs all year somebody got in before me this week. Hope you get better soon. see you all on wednesday.
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Gaz Tuesday, 5 August 2008 15:58
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Bad luck Wisha old son. Maybe you and DC can car pool to see the specialist. Hope it's not too bad. See ya on Weds.
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60) Monday, 4 August 2008 17:22 Host: c211-28-205-162.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Punchlines:- What a day for the Supers yesterday and a day when the Masters played against a pretty good Supers, err Masters outfit in Raiders. Some records were smashed by the Supers at Eric Bell. The greatest ever score (26.9.165) easily peassed the old mark of 21-14-140 against Sunshine in Round 7 of 2002. The greatest winning margin was also smashed, beating the old margin of 126 points aginst Hallam in Round 6, 2004 at Langwarrin. The most goals in a game was absolutley smashed to the shiessenhausen by Zuey kicking 13 majors to beat the record held by himself in Round 4 last year and Mark Hofert in Round 8 of 2001. And wasnt it great to see the old goal kicking ruckman back on the field snagging one from the boundary and laying off another
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Buddy Tuesday, 5 August 2008 15:56
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How's about that number 27 dropping the 'f' bomb every time he shanked a kick. Fair dinkum, if we were the Collingwood footy club, this bloke would be hung at dawn. According to Holly he is now hitting targets at a cool 75 % Someone said he even kicked a goal but I have spoken to several people who were at the game and no one saw it..
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59) Monday, 4 August 2008 12:30 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Macca:- Great day yesterday .... well done to all. Just an update on a few wounded Sharks. Dave Carlson looks like a pretty long term knee injury, Pete Wishart is the same. Dunc Smith has probably got broken ribs.
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Dave C Monday, 4 August 2008 14:41
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Hi Guys. Extent of injury is still unknown. I have an appointment with the orthopaedic surgeon on wednesday who will arrange MRI and we will see from that . Suggested at this stage there has been a tear of the meniscus cartilage, probably needing an athroscope, time off footy is unknow.
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dyally Monday, 4 August 2008 16:22
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DC am so sorry about your knee injury. But it will make me breathe easier knowing your errant limbs will be missing for a few games (kidding) hope the MRI gives you good news. Oh by the way were you involved in Duncan's rib injury?
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58) Friday, 1 August 2008 21:07 Host: CPE-124-181-81-229.vic.bigpond.net.au
faye (sister animal):- Hey you all guys out there...sister animal here...I'm really sorry for dressing Animal up as girl when he was a baby...I didnt think he would take it serious....but looking at the photos of the 'flight' I see we have a problem on our hand......but then again he always was a problem!!!..so I guess nothin' new to me...faye...luv you animal....
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dave c:- For sale
Pajero, washed regularly ...
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Jake Elwood Tuesday, 29 July 2008 15:02
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How much for the women and children?
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Nice driving lights Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:12
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Dave, don't tell me your laptop with all that porn , err, work related stuff got wet as well?
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56) Monday, 28 July 2008 13:21 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Spelling police:- Jake Jones was the barman and made great drinks the same name as classic Tom Cruise Bryan Brown film. Unfortunately when you type that in the rude word police have changed the word
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55) Monday, 28 July 2008 13:18 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Inflight night:- Shark Air flight FA69 took off Saturday night for a round the world trip and landed back early Sunday morning with about 50 people onboard. Many people were suffering jet lag yesterday. Many highlights on the night, Steve Simon as Mexican Bob, Animal in stockings and G string, Pete Ricca being anally probed by Customs, Simon Haidomous the Terrorist and Zeeuy doing the worm on the Dance floor.
The night was an outstanding success and special thanks to all the following for all the work in organising the night.
Jake Jones the #@*%!tail maker extrodinaire, Phil Jones, Animal, Dunc & Meredith, Sandy Zueschner, Tenille Dawes, Peter Ricca, Sam McCully (IT Guru), Gaz & Jane Hofert, Stu Lonie (barman), Steve Simone and Johnny Collins.
Photos of the night will be put on the SharkNet. Thanks again to everyone who flew Shark Air and made this the best social function the club has had in a long time. I reckon next years flight will be huge!
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54) Saturday, 19 July 2008 23:10 Host: 122.110.91.21.optusnet.com.au
DC:- Exciting holiday, just like Wisha. Have enjoyed a plane trip from Weipa to Cairns and part way through a motorhome ride from Cairns, after a torque converter failure near Weipa (crocodile country). Car is being sent via barge/truck home to Melbourne. Only other incidents were spending 4 hours plus beside a river crossing after filling the inside of the car with water over the seats after a poorly executed river crossing, and reversing into a tree and ripping the right hand rear bumper off. Oh, and Lochie stumbled into a wasp nest and got stung 15 times ...
Great to see both teams playing great footy, keep it up, see you Wednesday week.
ps chicks in Cairns are fantastic
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Fugn GPS Carlso Sunday, 20 July 2008 09:01
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Sound more like the Griswalds than the Carlsons. And I won money on you filling the inside of your car with water. I'll have to check with Wendy about those Cairns chicks. And i heard Lochie got sacrificed by you when you shrieked like a girlie and ran the hundred in 13 secs flat. Oh yeah and today you miss playing on Kerry again!!
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Steve Irwin Monday, 21 July 2008 18:24
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As much as I love you Dave the closest you resemble any of my adventurous clan, with your tropical FNQ ways, is Bindee!!!
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Gaz Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:49
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I would have thought more Russell Coight than Steve Irwin. And for the record DC, no Tigershark has been felled by friendly fire if you dont count me punching my own arm (which had the ball well and truly tucked in ) against Hallam in a feeble attenpt to convince the umpire that i was trying to get rid of the pill. I have been in traction since Sunday such was the severity of the impact of the blows to self.
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53) Friday, 18 July 2008 08:22 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Joke of the week:- A little polar bear says to his Mum "Am I really a polar bear?". "OF course you are, go ask your father". "Dad, am I really a polar bear" says the little one. "Yes you are my son. Why do you ask?" replied the concerned father. "Then why am I so f@#%*@ cold all the time?"
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52) Monday, 14 July 2008 12:26 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Update on Rusty:- I spoke with Rusty this morning and he seems to be ok. Verdict at this stage is that nothing is broken and he has torn ligaments in his shoulder. He’s going to see a specialist clinic today or tomorrow so once he’s done that he may have some idea how long he’ll be out of footy for.
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51) Monday, 14 July 2008 08:57 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Gaz:- A great win yesterday at Werribee by the boys. They threw everything at us in the last qtr but we responded and kicked goals when we needed to. Great support off field with heaps of people making the trip down the freeway. The old foe in Hallam looms this week which should be another big test for the boys.
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50) Saturday, 12 July 2008 17:36 Host: d58-104-89-216.dsl.vic.optusnet.com.au
cmac:- rather than lokking at the bite all the time give us a ring 97877094 0400559298
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49) Saturday, 12 July 2008 17:30 Host: d58-104-89-216.dsl.vic.optusnet.com.au
cmac:- hey guys, i know it's short notice but i hoping to catch a lift from someone living near frankston for tomorrows game . cheers cmac
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48) Thursday, 10 July 2008 10:25 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Joke of the week:- Bloke walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says "This is the pig i have to sleep with". His wife says "That's a sheep, not a pig". The bloke replies "I wasn't talking to you"
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Ba Ba Friday, 11 July 2008 09:30
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Don't knok sheep until you try it, ask Ricca.As he says "Once you've been to the farm"
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Abdul Saturday, 12 July 2008 19:08
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You sleep with one sheep and will they ever forget, no fugn way!!
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47) Monday, 7 July 2008 09:27 Host: c122-107-209-80.eburwd5.vic.optusnet.com.au
SB:- Hey Sharkies, I got on to Sporting Pulse, looking with interest at who won the clash on the weekend between you guys and Werribee...to find...diddly squat.
What is the go? Scores, too many blues and the game called off, terrorist attack and pay had to be abandoned? Give us...the interested MAFV follower the news.
(I sincerely DO hope that no one is too sick or injured)
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Macca Monday, 7 July 2008 12:13
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We play them this Sunday coming (13th)...they couldn't get their ground for the weekend just gone. We then back up a week later to play Hallam on 20th to fall back into line with the rest of the comp.
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SB Monday, 7 July 2008 15:51
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Thanks for the info Macca, might have to get along and watch, should be a beauty. Good luck fella's
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46) Friday, 4 July 2008 10:48 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Mrs Angry:- Good luck to one of our young Gregor who takes charge of the local interleaguers this Sunday. the fact that 13 blokes who were asked to dot eh job are either dead or on holidays or in jail, doesnt dsicount the fact on what a monumental acheivement in this blokes short junior coaching career. Good luck to the silver fox and lets hope he teaches them the old rabbit punch and squirrell grip and the lads get away with them. And God protect the umpires on Sunday
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Mike Sheahan Friday, 4 July 2008 12:03
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The Herald Sun greatly awaits the prospect of one of Mrs Wheelers boy Gregory's young charges becoming a high draft pick in a few years time. Time spent under his tutelage mean the young lad will surely end up in the headlines from either drunken brawls at a King St night club, a controversial behind the play incident or he'll miss kicking the winning goal after the siren from a slight angle 10 metres out from goal. This will keep printers red hot and Herald Sun at No 1.
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Punchlines Friday, 4 July 2008 17:56
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A letter has gone out to all parents of all the boys in the squad that they will have an intensive debrief in the days after the match to make sure any idealogical theorem havent taken root in their young minds. Doug Spanner, recently returned from Salt Lake City, where he deprogrammed 24 young poeple who were rescued from the Church of Scientology said " this is by far my toughest challenge. This man hads the ability to corrupt all around him. His exploits are legendary and young man are really at risk of beleiving all he expouses. Having said that, I have come face to face with Beelzebub himself, so I am steeling myslef for the great battle ahead". The great #@*%!raoch has been banned from the league of showing the boys the 1997 Grand Final as that would send him over the edge and all within arms length would be at great risk of spontaneous combusting and speaking in tongues.
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Big fat league official Tuesday, 8 July 2008 17:03
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The jacket is in the post
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45) Thursday, 3 July 2008 17:52 Host: 169.83.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
Peechers:- Game time: At this point in time I assume that the game commences at 12.45
Be at Dempster Park, Phoenix St, Nth Sunshine at 11.30.
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44) Thursday, 3 July 2008 09:17 Host: 125-239-161-229.jetstream.xtra.co.nz
Wisha:- Kia Ora Bro, from Hokitika, Sandie's home town in NZ. Hasn't stopped raining since we got here, CHOICE weather BRO! Sandie's topping up her accent, I am gitting one! The beer is CHOICE, I should know, I have had ten different types. Only sex to go (opps, I mean six!) Even my typing fingers are getting an accent. We are gonna have FUSH and CHUPS for lunch today - good food in our Puku's (ie: stomachs). Congratulations on your wins over the weekend, good luck for next weeks games. I'll be thinking about you, while ski-ing in Queenstown (not!). See you all at training in two weeks. Kia Ora again bros, from the Wishes on the other side of the ditch. Choice Aye!
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Spook Sunday, 6 July 2008 08:48
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Was that Wissha or Animal?
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43) Thursday, 3 July 2008 08:29 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Vengabus driver:- The bus for the trip to the Devils is booked out.
The following have ensured their passage to and fro -
Gaz, Brett Harris, Ronny, Pottsy, SPottsy, Ricca, Bato, Byron, Granny, Peter (new bloke) and Brett Isted.
Be at Pines FC at 10 am Sunday or start walking.
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wb Thursday, 3 July 2008 20:47
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geez, what an initiation for the new bloke
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spook Friday, 4 July 2008 10:44
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Just as long as he dont sit anywhere near Ricca, he'll get through it ok
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42) Wednesday, 2 July 2008 15:21 Host: c211-28-32-121.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Pie:- Well done on a great year to date boys. I recon the next few teams you play will be thinking like the photo.
Your all very welcome to stick your head in at the Cowboys Club next Thursday for the Footy Show if you want.
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41) Wednesday, 2 July 2008 08:11 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Gaz:- The club is getting a mini bus for the trip out to Western Devils this Sunday. Only 11 spots so get in early. Leave your name here on The Bite
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40) Tuesday, 1 July 2008 11:59 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Sam Newman:- Watch the Footy Show this week. Carrum Cowboys are on Billys Wheel
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Macca Tuesday, 1 July 2008 12:08
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Everyone is invited...kids welcome $2 entry at Carrum Sports Club Roy Dore Resvere Carrum
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WB Tuesday, 1 July 2008 19:09
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Hey Macca, this is a pretty amazing coincidence but Sam Newman has exactly the same IP address as you...wow!
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Sgt Plod Wednesday, 2 July 2008 16:16
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Macca's not a real bright spark WB. That is how we caught him in an online sex chat room trying to mate with an 67yo Argentinian Hermaphradite!!
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Inspecktor Rexx Thursday, 3 July 2008 08:31
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It was when he went by the nom de plume of Macca Rena that we got the bastard
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39) Monday, 30 June 2008 21:45 Host: 169.83.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
WebBastard:- Hey Gaz, I was disappointed you left out the head count controversy in the match report...surely a scandal worthy of mention...just sayin'
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Macca Tuesday, 1 July 2008 13:30
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Was this chick at Pines to cheer Ronnie on for his 50th?
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WB Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:29
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I dunno Macca, but I've been watchin' them for two days now and they haven't popped out...but I'll wait.
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Gaz Tuesday, 1 July 2008 17:19
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Yep the head count, Those peanuts from Collegians thought theyd get one over us from Franga. Heheh, we had our brightest sparks on it and it turned out they had how many? one more one less? who gives a toss - we beat the bastards anyway
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WB Tuesday, 1 July 2008 18:33
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19...and how come we got penalised by getting a free at the centre when the ball was in our forward line?
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38) Friday, 27 June 2008 15:16 Host: c220-239-218-145.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Spook:- Where's the selected sides? Is it flying around in cyber space just like Riccas party invitations? Along with those pictures of Peechers and Bubbles in the spa?
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37) Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:37 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Ronnie Vargas 50th:- Everyone get down to Pines ground for the start of the Masters game this week as a show of support for Ronnie Varga who plays his 50th game for the Tigersharks this week. Ronnie has been with the club in the good and bad times and has been a real club stalwart. From memory Ronnies footy carre only started in 2203 his fort year playing Supers. Congratulations Ronnie on 50 games and its been an absolute pleasure having a bloke like you at our Club.
Macca
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Gaz Friday, 27 June 2008 13:05
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Good onya little Darth Varga. Possibly the smallest bloke in stature to pull on the Sharkies jumper but one with the biggest heart around the club. His loyaty to his mates and club has been fantastic. Has come on in leaps and bounds since his first run and keeps getting better. Modest, tough, always smiling, great clubman, good overhead for his height - Ronny is a legend of the club. Well done Ronny and cheers for the first fifty and hope there is many more to come.
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36) Monday, 23 June 2008 12:51 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Thank you to Simone:- Hi All.
Just a quick note of thanks to Simon Haidomous’ better half Simone for all her medical help with Sykesy a few weeks back and Animal last game. On behalf of the club we have sent her some flowers as a token of our appreciation.
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Spook Friday, 27 June 2008 13:08
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Since when has Simon gone out with Stevy Simone? Didnt know he was like that. Reckon Ricca will be rightly pi55ed off when he finds out.
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35) Friday, 20 June 2008 11:00 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Constable Plod:- Couldn't be Deano could it? Can any Tigersharks confirm he has anger management issues?
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Spook Sunday, 22 June 2008 18:03
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Is that the Deano with the tatts? If so the johnny hoppers would make an easy arrest
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det sgt donger Monday, 23 June 2008 14:03
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yeah he is a person of interest. a malingering malcontent and he will be dealt with. he admitted owning an axe after he was introduced to yellow pages A-K at 85 kph. he stated (allegedly) that it was a beauty of an axe. 50 years old and only replaced the handle twice and the blade three times. never trust tall skinny follicly challenged men of teutonic background. they go right off ocassionally when in areas of different socio-economic standards like carrum downs or hallam!!!
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Deano wif the tatts Monday, 23 June 2008 19:34
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Anger issues, what f#%&%^g anger issues
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Something to ponder Tuesday, 24 June 2008 09:27
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If Deano owns has an axe does that mean he is tool of the week?
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Spook Tuesday, 24 June 2008 17:04
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Is it true that Deanos got Doorsys game plan tattooed to his back and if so where do I fit in?
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police integrity unit Tuesday, 24 June 2008 17:08
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to sgt donger, keep ya trap shut mate. A little birdy tells me you mobiules bugged and all those conversations you are having bagging all good looking men of deutsch origins will come back to haunt you. On the other hand , if you get me some free tix to Octoberfest at the Dandy showgrounds, I can make those tapes amazibngly disappear, like I have done to some so called 'prized witnesses' By the way, that book I lebnt you about the Jewish golem on the rampage in Florida is way overdue my leibchen.
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34) Friday, 20 June 2008 10:15 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Spook:- I am in utter outrage and disgust at the attack on the speed camera operator with an axe at Carrum Downs last night. I know the alleged assailiant and when I went to borrow an axe from him last week, the bastard said he didnt own one.
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33) Wednesday, 18 June 2008 13:24 Host: d220-238-139-187.dsl.vic.optusnet.com.au
cmac:- the time has come,
to say fare fare,
to pay the rent,
to pay our our share.
I have to go now, my bed is burning!!
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stuey Thursday, 19 June 2008 14:01
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I hope everyone approves - I've contacted Lamina to be goal umpire at the oppositions end of the ground next week. Given he can only signal points we should have a good result for the double header
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32) Tuesday, 17 June 2008 08:24 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
What was C Mac doing?:- Shoudl have dragged him Dawesy. Game was in full flight...contested ball to be won.... and there's C Mac doing his 80's robot dance at half forward!!!
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Gaz Tuesday, 17 June 2008 17:41
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Hey CMac, whats the go? If there is any Peter Garret dance impersonations to be done, I'll do it on Easter Saturday at Pambula with 13 Jimmys under my belt
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Environment Minister Wednesday, 18 June 2008 12:26
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US forces give the nod...
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31) Monday, 16 June 2008 19:38 Host: CPE-124-180-35-96.vic.bigpond.net.au
faye - sister lamina:- gidday guys-sister animal here, yeah 'The Old Lamina'has broken his collarbone. Am around checking up to see if he's ok. Woofa and I have made sure he's got a bourbon in hand....that with pain killers he'll be fine.!!
Aaah the ONE ARM BANDIT....
Anyway thankyou all you guys out there - we appreciate it
and he'll love to hear from you all.
Faye (sister lamina-animal)
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Macca Tuesday, 17 June 2008 08:20
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I checked up with Lamina yesterday to see how he was....didn't understand a word he said...I think he said something about Noosa being a nice place for holidays and he likes to wear womens dresses. So from all that I think his feeling well
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Spook Tuesday, 17 June 2008 17:43
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At least he has the one hand and he can do certain bodily functions with that hand - like make coffee, work the remote and have an Uncle Doug around for cofee and watch the tv
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30) Monday, 16 June 2008 16:42 Host: CPE-124-180-35-96.vic.bigpond.net.au
animal:- hey gugs im doing ok in bit off pain but no pain no gain trouble is i didnt gain anything thanks guys home no is 97766675 if any wants to ring
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Gaz Monday, 16 June 2008 19:49
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Sorry to hear about the break. You were playing some good footy too. Will try to get around to see you soon.
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peechers Monday, 16 June 2008 22:28
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Lamina was indeed playing like champ...get better soon mate
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29) Monday, 16 June 2008 11:45 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Hows Animal:- For anyone that hasn't heard The Old Lamina has followed the lead of our illustrious coach and gone and broken his collarbone. I've been trying to contact him but his phone has been disconnetcd (makes sense really as the phone would be pretty useless to Lamina...you can't understand what he's saying anyway.) Anyhow if anyone has heard how he is leave an update on the bite.
Macca
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Dawesy Monday, 16 June 2008 14:45
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Just spoken to Lamina. Prognosis is a clean break. He'll be off work for a couple of weeks. His phone number for those who want to call is 9776 6675. One upside is that with the drugs he's now on I can understand every word uttered!!
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Pambula Pete Monday, 16 June 2008 19:46
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The old Pambula curse has struck again. Many years ago, 2 slightly intoxicated fellas wandered down to the ocean for a midnight dip. They then strolled through the park of caravans sans shorts. The rumour has it that within just a few short weeks of that night, the taller of the two suffered a nasty injury to his person then the smaller less coherent one suffered the same fate. Call it kharma but those children who looked out their tents that night and saw them swaying in the breeze are still having therapy.
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28) Sunday, 15 June 2008 23:17 Host: c122-107-134-113.eburwd5.vic.optusnet.com.au
SB:- Hey guys, well played today and thanks for the game. Some photo's available on the Box Hill website...Go to http://bhnsupers.com/index.php?type=page&ID=1845 to see them. Thanks for the hospitality at the fantastic new facilities...a bit jealous! Good luck for the rest of the year
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27) Friday, 13 June 2008 20:24 Host: CPE-124-180-35-96.vic.bigpond.net.au
animal:- im back guys did you all miss me catch with u all sunday cheers gugsand gals
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26) Thursday, 12 June 2008 14:19 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
This rounds game/dinner detail:- Masters are playing away V Darebin Mustangs at J.E.Moore Park, Reservoir, Melways map 18 E 6. Game starts at 1pm
Supers are at Home (Pines) V Box Hill game start time 2pm. Both teams be at ground at least 1 hr before game start time.
Pines are putting on a Sunday night roast after each home game beginning this Sunday night (Masters players get back so we can all have a beer togethr if you can). Meals will go on at 6pm. Cost will be $10 for adults and $3 for kids. It’s great value and beats buying the crap served at golden arches on the way home. For the kids meals Pines will do a small roast or they asked would families prefer some cicken nuggets or mini pizzas. If you can give me some feedback on what meals Mum would prefer for the kids that would be great so I can give Pines a heads up
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25) Wednesday, 11 June 2008 08:18 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Training tonight back at Pines:- Just a reminder that training tonight is at Pines!!!
Pines will have meals on after training tonight as well and it also selection night. Terry said they have $10 meal deals and they’ll be doing steaks and parmas. See you tonight at training.
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Brite Spark Wednesday, 11 June 2008 12:45
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Apparently there'll be a certain Yank running round with a torch to cover thoses spots on the ground not blessed with sufficient light from his wiring wonders. Better order him 2 steaks ..... he'll be hungry after all that running round !!!
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24) Friday, 6 June 2008 14:18 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Pines first home game:- Hi All. Pines are playing their first home game tomorrow at Eric Bell reserve. This your chancne to catch up with a few fellow Sharkies for a couple of ales and have a look through the brand new rooms. Hope to see you there.
Macca
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omen Friday, 6 June 2008 23:00
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Macca, didnt Wheels have dodgy legs like that? Look where he ended up ...
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Grollo Sunday, 8 June 2008 15:46
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The new rooms can be seen on the Pines website www.pinesfc.com.au
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Picky Picky Sunday, 8 June 2008 23:50
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Peechers - does that Python look a bit toothey rather than loopey?
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23) Thursday, 5 June 2008 12:46 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
The funky homo sapien:- Once again the web bitch tries ton outwit the unwittable by putting in a photo from last year on the match report. That photo of DC was from the semi final, how do I know? Well, there are no Tigersharks teammates spreadeagled on the deck as there was on numerous occasions last Sunday. Come on bitch, do better next time. ( Oh yeah - are we still on for the spa on Saturday night? I'll bring the Omni Blue)
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Dave C Thursday, 5 June 2008 13:09
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Twas indeed from last year - mentioned last night that obviously not punching from behind is the reason for being dragged on Sunday. Photo doesnt show that 2 seconds before I was so high I got a nose bleed and came down with the ball in hand
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Macca Friday, 6 June 2008 13:56
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I think I've worked out how I got this big lump on my leg. It was wasn't from a stray kick in a pack .... it was from the force of Dyally's mouthguard as it was exhaled after the hit from DC. For all you Adrian Anderson haters think again he's not a bad bloke ... he's just trying to eradicate blokes like Dave Carlson from the game. If you talk to Dyally he would say that aint a bad thing
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Wendy Friday, 6 June 2008 22:57
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Who is Adrian Anderson when he isn't home? He sounds mean. Stop picking on that lovely boy David, he is an angel, just ask me.
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mils ydahs Tuesday, 10 June 2008 19:47
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The only bleeding that can be attributed to you DC is the internal bleeding you inflict on your teammates.
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22) Monday, 2 June 2008 20:18 Host: c220-237-135-213.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Punchlines - 2:- Rumour as fact that our esteemed Prez got a whack on the shin and had a delayed reaction and spent the night at casualty at Frankston. Not as a result of the injury but trying to get away from Stuey Lonie who kept ringing him asking him if he saw his "alleged" goal. That lover of freidnly fire Dave Carlson is back woith a vengence yesterday. After being conspiicoulsy quiet after killing Gavin Inglis a few years ago, DC copped Dyally a beauty in the ribs. Seems a rather large payout may be coming from the firm of MJC partners very soon.
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Dave C Tuesday, 3 June 2008 00:09
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no comment, speak to my lawyer
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Plugger Wednesday, 4 June 2008 08:13
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I would have kicked it from the centre if I could have got the ball off Zeuey
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Budge Wednesday, 4 June 2008 09:17
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I work with #27 and still can't shut him up.
Any chance you blokes can move him further into the back line so this dosen't happen again?
p.s. He claims it went through post high...
p.p.s Ask him to repeat it tonight after training :)
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Holly Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:41
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Talking about goals get them right i kicked 2
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Spook Thursday, 5 June 2008 12:40
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Holly, we saw the first one but the second one richoted off the jam jar so we weren't sure
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21) Monday, 2 June 2008 20:10 Host: c220-237-135-213.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Punchlines - 1:- Heard a rumour that Brassil was going to be the celebrity runner for Doorsy on Sunday but the club couldnt find a wok big enough to iron the runners shirt. Also a vicious rumour that Stuey Lonie kicked a goal from about 50 out. At this time, no one can verify that it happened. Zooeys love affair with the men in white continued yesterday at Willy. It is beleived the Zoomeister was put off when told the umpires names were Peter Stihl and Jack Aranda. Those crazy St.JOhns ambo guys at it again at Willy, driving onto the ground not once but twice whilst the game was inprogress. Not bothering to wait for the umpires, the ambulance travelled around the ground with Govaars hitching a ride back to the bench on one occasion.
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20) Thursday, 29 May 2008 20:25 Host: 169.83.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
MASTER AT EPPING:- Master game is at Epping Recreational Reserve
Melways ref 108 B8
Game time: 1pm
Be there at 12.00
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19) Wednesday, 28 May 2008 16:33 Host: wallar6.lnk.telstra.net
night out with the boys:- Calling all Sharkies who are interested in a sophisticated night of classic Aussie pub rock!!!
The Hoodoo Gurus, one of Australia’s premier bands are on at the Chelsea Heights Hotel on Saturday 8th June. The Gurus are one of the best bands you can see live. Tickets are about $30 each. See me at training, cough up the cash and I’ll get you a ticket.
The Chelsea Heights isn’t a bad night out…come along and see Pete Ricca do some of his best work afterwards at the over 28s disco, see the sleazy magic at work as he asks the single Mums if they come here often… and laugh as they slip him Rohypnol just to shut him up!!
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18) Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:17 Host: ce5-out.VicOne.netspace.net.au
swisha:- For all of you Tigersharks concerned about health and wellbeing... (well if you're not, then you should be!)
Skip footy training for one night and do yourselves a favour...
CELEBRATING MEN'S HEALTH WEEK.....The Big issues in Men's Health and well being...www.menswellbeingmatters.com.au
A community evening....FREE... Wed June 11th 7-10pm
Peninsula Community Theatre, Wilson's Road, Mornington (Melways 145 E2)
GUEST SPEAKERS:
Prof David de Krestser (Victorian Governor)
Peter Larkins (Sports Physician and Olympic Athlete)
Dr Mark Sujecki (local GP)
Tracey Hutchison (Host, broadcaster & journalist)
Simon Madden (Go BOMBERS!!!)
Mark Mitchell (Con the Fruiterer and Family Man!)
Steve Moneghetti (Olympic athlete)
Robbie Flower (AFL Legend)
It is FREE but you need to REGISTER. PH 5950 1690 to reserve a place.
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17) Monday, 26 May 2008 22:21 Host: CPE-124-180-35-96.vic.bigpond.net.au
animal:- sykesy good to hear you are doing ok well done.but how many times have you retired now. cheers take care
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Spook Tuesday, 27 May 2008 18:19
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What? Didn't understand a word he typed.
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16) Saturday, 24 May 2008 16:48 IP: 58.168.220.228
sykesy:- hi all, just got home from hospital and thought id give you all an update. firstly a huge THANK YOU to simone kaz jane maxine and i know there was atleast 1 guy from knox[sorry mate dont know your name] now to what happened. it appears ive got an enlarged heart and and it picked that time to chuck a wobbly [me and phar lap both big hearts and stuffed] it took the docters and nurses a couple of days to get ontop of it and yesterday [friday]i had a defibrillitor [jump starter] inserted in my chest. im ok now just sore in the chest and a bit run down. a big thanks again to all concerned [and if ive missed anyone im sorry].
i hope to be at training on wednesday night to watch and catch up.
PS i retired at 2.30 sunday afternoon but i will still be hanging around.
THANKS TO ALL
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Gaz Sunday, 25 May 2008 13:05
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Good to see you up and about old Syksey. Caught up with Hooch over the weekend and he sends his regards.
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Dave C Sunday, 25 May 2008 20:18
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Sykes - Good to see you are up and about. You gave us a big scare you pr**k. See you Wednesday.
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Macca Monday, 26 May 2008 08:50
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Great to hear your'e on the mend Sykesy and won't be lost to the club. Your retirment doesn't come as a surprise however if my memory serves me correctly you've retired twice before.
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sykesy Monday, 26 May 2008 10:34
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This time is for ever and ever and ever and ever.
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peechers Monday, 26 May 2008 17:05
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so is that a definite NO for the game next week?
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Singapore slinger Monday, 26 May 2008 17:18
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All the best in your recovery mate. Don't forget, when it's daylight savings, change your clock, your smoke detector and now your difibrillator batteries.
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wheels Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:07
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yes sykesy and to think the only enlargement problem you had up till sunday was after a handfull of the blue tablety thingys. great to hear you're ok mate. look forward to a lime spider when next we meet. oh allright a beer then
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15) Thursday, 22 May 2008 15:40 Host: ip106.ip208.ip209.ip203.infra.enspire.com.au
We miss ya, baby:- G'Day Wheels - Havent heard how those boys of yours are going - winning? Why don't you come down and give Dawesy some training tips?
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