236) Monday, 30 August 2010 10:45 Host: 202-86-209-229.telarus.com.au
Cowboy Flea:- Best of luck for the GF.
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235) Wednesday, 25 August 2010 10:47 Host: 60-240-120-245.static.tpgi.com.au
SB:- Hey Sharkies...thanks for coming along on Sunday to the Lightning Premiership, it was nice to have you there. Some good photo's on our website...surprisingly, they are on the photo's page!
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234) Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:07 Host: 60-240-120-245.static.tpgi.com.au
SB:- Hi guys, any chance of bringing a spare set of goal post pads to the Lightning Premiership tomorrow?
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233) Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:58 Host: c114-76-61-108.eburwd4.vic.optusnet.com.au
Sb:- Hey Macca. I tried to send an email to the contact on the website but it bounced back, then tried to SMS you for you email on the mobile number on the website, but got no reply, then I sent an email to Peechers who is listed as the masters coach, but got no reply...someone give me an address to mail!!!
bhnsupers@optusnet.com.au
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 gazza Friday, 13 August 2010 09:16
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hey sb - send it to me at 'g_hofert@yahoo.com.au' if you havent heard from macca
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SB Friday, 13 August 2010 09:28
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I will get it off today...thanks gazza
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SB Friday, 13 August 2010 13:40
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Just sent it now! See you next weekend.
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232) Monday, 9 August 2010 09:27 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Lee Harvey Oswald:- Tis true, I was at the Bom,bers ground last Saturday morning and I did take aim at one of the rotten bananas in the sliver haired pigeon angry one, Mr G Wheeler. My first shot went awray but I winged him in the knee with the second from the grassy knoll. Momentarily stunned, he had to leave the ground in search of medical attention. Some say he went off for an egg and bacon butty and a coffee but thats just too cruel to contemplate. He left the great GHoff to fend off cruel and vicious accusations for some time by hisself until the limping wounded but stoic Wheel rolled back into the fray. 'Stay off the ground, one good umpire is better than one who has no fugn idea' said cruel great Bomber unwashed. The limp slowly disappated and he ran the game out with a full head of steam. The grossy knoll will now move to Glenorden where triple J will surley get pinged agin.
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J. Edgar Hoover Wednesday, 11 August 2010 08:52
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Intelligence sources informed me the Silver haired one was most distraught when canteen lady couldn't whip up some Hollandaise sauce for the egg & bacion sanger or comprehend what a latte was. Sources also indicate leg is not the only limp thing he carries. Back to the suppository!!! er ... I mean repository.
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Jack Ruby Wednesday, 11 August 2010 09:12
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When the slug hit him and he bled, the cry from the Bomber mensa members was 'that's not the only place ya bleed from u sheila' and the canteen was well prepared as they were playing Sorrento who quaffed patisserie and schnapps and canapes throguhout the day
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231) Monday, 2 August 2010 20:38 Host: c211-30-43-35.frank3.vic.optusnet.com.au
pot meet kettle:- well the mighty gummies prevailed against our country cousins from grizzleborne and wasnt it nice to see the coach fire up (yet again) and he who scurrilously pots poor old wheels for merely defending the hponour of the tigersharks. snake hopped into an opponent who stood under 150cm. snake has a sign like at wet n wild which says if you are higher than this mark then i wont unpset you.
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not me Thursday, 5 August 2010 08:50
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methinks old emo man is a tad duffelmier sick and well bloddy well tired of defending that little pigeoned silver haired ball opf angry hoomanity in the wheel. He once again picked on several blokes and started the aggro. He should take up something like coaching a junior footy side that will quell the savage beast in him - or even umpiring but I hear the feedback he got last sat morn at Morno was too much for him to process and gone done a pfoofer valve and failed top signla all clear so poor ol numpty goal umpire stood motionless waiting for the call of all clear, whicj came via a gentle prod from the second umpire, captain of the day
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230) Friday, 30 July 2010 13:27 Host: 60-240-120-245.static.tpgi.com.au
SB:- Hey gentlemen,
We here at Box Hill North are running a lightening premiership for Masters on the 22nd August. Originally planned for Div 3 Masters but Eastern have pulled out. If you are interested, we would love to have the pleasure of your company. I have spoken briefly to the Pres who indicated that you may be keen. I will send him an email with the details asap so you guys can make a decision. Based on the old final five system, on ladder positions at the end of the home and away. Each team should get minimum 2 games of 2 x 20 min halfs. I am getting the biggest trophy I can find. Beveridges all day, jumping castle etc and the World Champion Drop Kick comp!!!
Hope to see you there...bring Morts!
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FootyTart#2 Saturday, 31 July 2010 23:43
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Did I hear someone say Lightning Premiership?
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Macca Monday, 2 August 2010 13:05
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SB boys are keen. We should win world champion drop kick comp....we've got a team full of drops kicks!!! Morts is doubtful (kids birthday) but jumping castle may be the clincher and he can combine functions
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Gaz Friday, 6 August 2010 09:07
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Being the 2010 Pambula Double medallist ( drop kick and 50 yard dash ) I will represent the Sharkmen with pride and bring home the bacon
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SB Friday, 6 August 2010 12:57
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Actually...thats a good idea. Might hit up our butcher sponsor for a side of bacon so we can do that literally!!!
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229) Friday, 23 July 2010 09:22 IP: 125.255.116.17
from the stands:- poor old wheels had to contend woth the kilogrammally challenged one who ran around throwing elbows from 3 metres away. makes me wonder what his employers at the rocket science acadamey would have thought had they seen that. just really happy to get through a game where jacko hasnt started any punch pons. another notable achievement was the coach not getting chinned and meat managing to get through yet another game using only 1 facial expression for the day. didnt i get an email about gordon peters fixing this site. more spam by the looks of things
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Gawd almighty Friday, 23 July 2010 09:31
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The man formerly of Biafra is a rocket surgeon - he thought manual labour was a spanish tennis player. We all know Jacko starts blues in the hope he gets carded and hops into the grog earlier. Peechers is busy with his biography on Gary Numan - tentatively titled 'who would have thought, a rick star and a pilot' and also wokring on the lizard rock opera
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peechers Sunday, 25 July 2010 11:05
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feast your eyes on the tantalising webbery I have lovingly applied to the site for your satisfaction
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Macca Monday, 26 July 2010 08:48
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Love the updated website Peechers ... just came past this site after looking at some of your other quality online productions if you know what i mean
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228) Thursday, 22 July 2010 09:06 Host: d58-110-118-47.meb800.vic.optusnet.com.au
Army:- Hi blokes.
See you had a 'Andy McGorlick running well off half back in your match report. Just wondering did he ever play at Box Hill North in the mid 90s as we had one just like that.
While I'm here.
Do you guys look like hosting any finals games this year?
Thanks.
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Gaz Friday, 23 July 2010 09:28
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Yes Army - we have put in for finals but havent heard anything yet. Dont know about Andy - he did play for Old Haileybury btu I will ask him about Box Hill Nth. Morts is still playing bloody good footy even if he has chrinci white line fever - very angry man on the field is our Morts
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Bubblegum blower Friday, 23 July 2010 17:21
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Andy McGorlick may well have played at BHN in the 90s but the other night at training he looked like he'd just stepped out of an 80s Scanlon card!!
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Army Saturday, 24 July 2010 00:47
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Thanks blokes.
Hope you get allocated some finals action. Great set up you have there.
The Andy I coached may remember me using him as a bit of an example at Black Rock one day. Never did apologise for turning his white away shorts into home team brown.
Morts is ok. It's white maggot fever he has not white line fever. Thanks again and good luck 4 rest of season.
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Andy Monday, 2 August 2010 09:56
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Hey Army - good to hear from you? Yes I did play for BHN and come to think of it I do remember the spray you gave me against Black Rock. Are you still coaching there? You must have a huge superannuation fund by now :-)
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Army Friday, 13 August 2010 11:55
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Great to hear you are still running around after the Sherrin, Andy.
Maybe catch up if you venture back to old pastures, for the Lightn Prem at Elgar Park.
BTW. No large super. Large gut from 20 plus years at the BHN bar is the only legacy.
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227) Tuesday, 20 July 2010 09:05 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Spectator:- Great win by the rampaging Gummys. the angry one silver haired pigeon ruffling feathers agian by tkaing on the leanest bloke win the side. He so lithe he jumps around the shower to get wet. Good games by Pottsy, Emmo, Jacko, Egg, Hegdey and the returning evergreen Willow.
The Master started off like an old mole with ti7s like a wet footy sock ona clothesline. After a razz up the started ticking over beautifully with Macca and Rusty doign well in the ruck-chf posi. Morts and Jay kept on keeping on in the backline and Fish kicked another bag. The Soops sucembed yet agin to Parkdale. We have played them 5 times - all at Parkdale for one win. They are the voodood side but give the lads a dry day on good surfaces and we will blow them to the schizzenhousen. The fighitng Lonies taking on a shirtless toothless memebr of the Parkdale mesne society was good fun. If we as a club ever get to the stage where we are happy for blokes who are clearly inebriated to run to boundary - ill go and play for Hallam!!.Still on top but compplacency is the foe of many a good footy side. Interesting couple of round s as the final four wont be settled until the very last game. Full credit to Matty and we must all get behind him in the next 2 months
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226) Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:46 IP: 125.255.116.17
go figure:- stevie boy cops a poublic stoning and young miss cloke gets 2 miserable weeks for decranianising with an errabnt elbow. never mind will smack their sorry arkansas grasses with or without the eldest cloke daughter.
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tip rat Friday, 16 July 2010 19:13
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i look forward with great aniticipation my return bout with malthouse and licuria. I know I called him a grey haired old fart but truth hurts sometimes. And as for Licca - everyone knows he that way inclined so much so he should move in with the odd couple in wangarra road ( aka the ricca lurve mansion )
The Saints will smash the insipid Pies and sorry Doorsy and Holly but only sausage rolls and pasties wanted in September -no Pies.
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225) Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:43 Host: 123-243-102-148.static.tpgi.com.au
Ming:- Hey Peechers, I've doubled the space on frankston.mafv.com
I hope that makes it easier to work with.
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spook Monday, 12 July 2010 17:02
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now it's doubled in size, you can put more fotos of granny for all his sao friends to perv at
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peech-o-man Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:44
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Thanks Ming - Its all about size
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224) Tuesday, 6 July 2010 08:41 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
mr freeze:- Only 3 icebergers down at long island last night to brave the icey waters of port philip bay. Messers GHof, Lonie were joined by Wayne Franklin from Tyrepower Mornington ( you may have heard of him ). Weca ll thought Wayne had revovered from his concussion as he was speaking fluent mandarin, extolling the virtues of Newtons law of relatvity and even come up with a plausible solution to capping the oil flow in the Gulf of Mexico. But he came unstuck when he siad on Tuesday he was going to see EJ Whitten play bass with the Kevin Borich Express at Etihad Stadium with Matty Shaw.
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Marcia Hinze Tuesday, 6 July 2010 10:12
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When Wayne from Tyrepower came up with suggestion on how to stop the oil spill, was it it to place his his abundantly larger lips acquired from a minor bump from the Old Scotch clash over the pipleine head in the Gulf of Mexico? Perhaps he practised this method before heading off on his mission to save BP on the two icebergers in shallows of Long Island beach?
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Phil Ashio Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:44
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I have heard that Wayne from Tyrepower Mornington is quite adept at putting his rather large lips around certain heads of some descript and everyone involved is happy with the outcome
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223) Monday, 5 July 2010 08:57 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Spectator:- 2 and a half wins yesterday with the Gummys leading the way with their 2nd win in a row over the old foe in raiders. Led by the bloodied PEmmett, Wheels and Hedge ledger in the ruck. The Masters let beacy get away early doors but came back well to snatch a draw in the final tense minutes. Triple J, mad man Morts and Ricky peters were exceptional. Fitness told out in the second half with the Sharkies finishing stronger. The Supers just keep on keeping on with the YCW connection going strong with Johnny Thoebald having a trot. Twister, Holly and the great White hope all veryy good. Great stuff all round yesterday by all involved.
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Malcolm Douglas Monday, 5 July 2010 15:36
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Rumour has it that Phil Emmete didn't cop one high to cause the bloodied snoz..... just needs to learn the "Bushy's blow" technique instead of using his index finger and digging too hard to dislodge stubborn congealed mucus contained in the extreme depths of his snot locker!
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222) Monday, 28 June 2010 22:31 Host: c220-239-199-193.frank3.vic.optusnet.com.au
inustice of it all:- someone wake me up and tell me its a dream. mrs bakers lovely young boy steven getting 9 weeks for being a pest. stuff me jay manning would get life for being annoying if that was the case. ken bruce has gone completly mad. steveie j gets 4 for splitting his head open. what about the untouchable prima donna judd, big bad bazza chokes the hair off that tool from the kang and gets off. whats doing here, heklp me understand
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corporal punsihment Tuesday, 29 June 2010 08:54
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Yes the execution of mr steven baker will take place in the village square. The choice in these days of green power will be the guillotine for his heinious crime of wacking the hand of stevi j. He is one of the untouchables, elite squad incluiding juddy, m tuck, k bartlett and d lockwood. Hopefully this will sedn a message that unsociable acts will be delt with very severely - but only if you play for the red white and black. Campbell Brown got off on a techinicality as his father is a tosser. The great GHof got off belting kerry due to the fact that the judiciary felt sorry that he didnt whack him some more. Brasil can tell you - he has felt the wrath of both ther hand of Ghof and PRicca delivering brekky in bed
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Madame lash Tuesday, 29 June 2010 17:05
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The reason why the execution of the young Baker boy will be held in the village square is so all the village idiots (aka Saints supporters) can watch! Atila the hun, Ghenghis Khan & Alexander the Great were merely trying to control the corridor.... this Baker bloke has none of their abailty and is a real blight on the game.
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221) Friday, 25 June 2010 09:05 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Joke of the week:- barman - another scotch, staright up, whats the problem?
man - i found my wife in bed with my best mate.
barman - what did u do?
man - i kicked her out of the house and i told me mate ' bad dog, no biscuits for you'
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220) Friday, 25 June 2010 09:03 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Darling:- Awful quiet here Darling. The angry pigeoned silver backed one must be on hols or got his laptiop stoled. Or rehearsing for his role as Norman Gunston for tonites big soiree. Hear he is devesated that his man Rudd got the lemon and sars, so much so he is on the lookout to belt anyone with a fanta pants hairr do. No sorry - nhe so angry he on the lookout to belt ANYONE...
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pig iron bob Monday, 28 June 2010 22:36
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last time darling was mentioned was in some episode of blackadder 3 but never mind the great bull#@*%! artist ( not not brumby) rudd the dudd is gone. thanks god or i was gonna hvae to avail the services of one gentleman of a middle eastern background to rectify the balance of the uiniverse for me. and i dont mean by sticking a black band on my wrist. queen juliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is alive long live the queen. stuff me a ranga with a drawl that lives in leafy altona for pm. what next? the kraut is president of everything else maybe we start up a party and get him up for the main gig.if we can njust keep him away from the cooking sherry and lemon essence he would do half a good job.
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Mein leibchen Tuesday, 29 June 2010 08:55
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I did try t start a party but some dude in the early 1930's from Austria took all my ideas
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219) Wednesday, 23 June 2010 09:10 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Barry Breen:- Thanks to Ghof, my reign as the greatest point kickerere ever has come to an end, close to 44 yrs on. Scores level - not much time left. Strong contested mark from a hospital pass from Mr Ricca. Picks hisself up, wanders back, 40 metres out, wet ball, howling gail, Tired lactic acid filled legs liek lead.. Phill says ' dont pass it, have a shot' Siren goes. Thank God for thiose darker shade of shorts. head over the ball, undescribable pressure, comes in, drops the footy onto the boot, ball sails thrugh for a poitn. First thopught was 'thank god i didnt need to kick a goal'. What a ripping way to celebrate Doorsys 50th, who later said ' i'm glad you didnt kick it as beating those blokes by a point is much sweeter than a gaol'/. Will be taking point kicking practice tonight at training if anyopne is keen. memorabilia will be availibale shortly online at Demtel. # great wins by the boys and the girls would have knocked them off as well. Got the shield back too. Go you Sharkies.
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omg Monday, 28 June 2010 22:27
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yep those massive quaddies of the great ghof took all of 65 millilitres of lactic acid to fill them to the brink of overflow. great man that he is he fought through the pain barrierthat is akin to sup[erman opposing kryponite and manager bto wobble through a shockewr doug wade would ahve been proud of.
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218) Friday, 18 June 2010 08:58 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
GHof:- Looking forward with huge anticipation at the 4 great contests Sunday ( dont foget the Lady Sharkettes, coached by that great WD, Johnny "Held ball" Collins.
The Gummys are up and travelling like a well oiled vuvuzellu at the moment with Wheels, Poss, jacko and the Emo man all in fine fettle. The Masters have ben kicking some good scores with Fish and Rusty bagging out. The Prezs form has been as scintillating as ever and a big hooray to the GKR, prmeiership coach Doorsy who plays his 50th for the Sharkies. The Soops have another test but have stto dup all season and this is a must win one for the Raiders so all the pressure will be on them. The Gooch has been great in the ruck and the form of back up ruckman, the soon to be new member for Doveton by the bay, Geoff Shaw, has been solid. Some handy new inclsuions and a couple of surprise selections will see a very formidable line up late Sunday arvo. See yall at Morno - GO YOU SHARKIES!!!!!!!!!!
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217) Friday, 11 June 2010 23:18 Host: 123-243-102-148.static.tpgi.com.au
Ming:- Sorry GHOF you can't make it to Barooga. Everyone's mate KERRRY promises to be there if work don't snaffle him.
Take the missus away, the girls have a natter while we play out in the cold and dark, good food and sport on telly at the Club and next day we stop at the wineries on the way back after breaky at the Cobram Bakery. Brownie point to be earned there.
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Ming Tuesday, 15 June 2010 23:57
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Kerrry no show, Oh dear!
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Ming!!! What did you expect!!!
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216) Friday, 11 June 2010 09:02 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
yellow maggotts:- great comment by the silver haired angry pigeon after doing a spot of maggotting last day of the mormom sabbath. when told he has been shi7house by a learned player, our hereo replied 'yeah, but i been consistently shi7house all day, havent i'. Gold, pure gold!! Taught the boy velly well.
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angrier Wednesday, 16 June 2010 22:19
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ah yes mein herr hofert you should be verboten for being such a dumpkof however for comedic value i shall resist the urge to red card you just now. it is true that i was sledged remorsely by a 17 year old who doubted the wisdom of several of my decisions but he soon shuttup when i told him i had been sledged by jacko and you have a long way to go to equal that sh7t son. nevertheless after a short period of genuflection he continued undaunted until i decided to unleash the secret weapon sledge. i threatened to appoint ghof to his next game. young man last seen decamping the ground in an easterly direction at 26 kmp with great haste calling mamma help me.end transmission
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Mein Herr Hofferrrrrrrrtt Thursday, 17 June 2010 09:04
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Hmmmnnnn - the great GHof umpires with as much precision, accuracy and authority as the national team Deutsche did last weekend demolishing the Socceroos with a similar fashion as they did Poland in '39. And all great umpires speak of themselves in the third person. Mr Grigor Vheeler must learn from his superiors or he vill be sent to the Russian front with Uberleutneant Wayne Franklin and Gruppensfuhrer Lonie. resistance is uslesss mein Vheeler so confirm or be subjected to be made to drink copiuos ammounts of karlshruhe beer with the lovely suarkraut - and im not talking Seb Schweinstaeiger either!!!
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215) Monday, 7 June 2010 19:52 Host: c211-30-47-247.frank3.vic.optusnet.com.au
what the:- hey peechers the front page could do with some work big fella
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214) Monday, 7 June 2010 19:48 Host: c211-30-47-247.frank3.vic.optusnet.com.au
kerys curse:- i think it very unfair of ghof to be demanding royal commissions witout any mention of the numerous and harsh attacks, both physical and verbal, on my good self. i am a loyal and dedicated clubperson who would never dream of deserting 1,2,3,4,5 or even 6 clubs. the assertion that i have had more clubs than a fur seal is hurtful and mischievous. i require a full and unconditional apology from the commisioner otherwise i may have to transfer my allegiances to a league that protects is absolute champion hard ball getters. oh wait i have woken up. was it all a dream does ghof really move me and can the ever hoped for bromance flourish. (thinking of gough whitlam now)long may we say god save the queen because nothing will save the ghof
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angry again Monday, 7 June 2010 19:50
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bugger, substitute a love for move and out " to" in between bromance and flourish and there may be a slight chance someone can understand this twaddle
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sir john Wednesday, 9 June 2010 08:47
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i wasnt pi55ed at the melbourne cup all those yrs ago, i simply mixed my medications and the effect was similar to drunkeness. I have served my country well and it gave me a serve back. I shall recommend that my name sake, i think he may have been the byproduct of some late night fling at Peters at Petersham, be exonerated from all charges and as we do with our friends, leave them to roam younder fields picking up loose posseasions willy nilly without one hard ball get amongst it. I shall now retir eto the chez lounge. I think i have mixed up medications agin
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213) Monday, 7 June 2010 12:42 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
commisioner gorden:- As the league is ivestigating the incident where 2 Mordi boys had severe neck injuries ( and we say good luck to the boys with there recovery and we shall be there at their fundraising event ) we call on the league to investigate several other incidents from the past.
1 - the infamous jay Manning getting shot from the grassy knoll at Eastern 4 years ago. No one within cooee and triple J goes down in a screaming heap on the wing. Not a book depository in sight but a smoking gun , with the name G.Wheeler was found on a grassy knoll, well not a grassy knoll but more like a mound of dirt sp#@*%!ly covered with weeds.
2 - The Dave Carlson/Gavi Inglis inicdent where DC broke his team mates nose at training then broke it again against Footscary 4 weeks later. DC was put ou to pasture for the remainder of the season as numbers were dwindling and any more victims of friednly fire would have seen the club fold.
3 - Ghof and Brassil on the footy trip to Tocumwal. After Doorsy upended Ghof still inside his mattress, JB caught the full force of his rage with several swift upper cuts aad squirrel grips. Brassil was later taken to the Tocumwal hospital ( Wandin Valley was closed ) ain shock as the great Ghof has never before or since thrown an y cut lunches
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4 - The angry silver haired pigeon lost a jatz cracker at Crazyburn one day. The boys spent several minutes looking for it but the beer was getting warm and the hospitality of the Crazyburners was beckoning. Upon heading to Toc for the trip away several months later, the boys stopped to look for said knacker and wandered around the ground with cans in hand searching. Another fruitless search ending empty handed. The quack told Wheels that it could affect his sex life and got a quick whack when he repiled ' how dop you go from sweet FA to nothing' in earshot of the lovely leader of the opposition.
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excuse me while i get out of my wifes underwear but i beg to differ with the opinions previously voiced regarding the assasination attempt on jetstar manning. with a surname the same as the head of the masters umpires one would have thought the suspect was obvious. pick a citizen aged between 5 and 70 and that is a suspect such is the esteem the name manning is held in. The silvery one was seen to delivering himself numerous savage uppercuts and berating himself vigorously. apparently he was later seen at Jethro McCoys school of shotgunerry demanding a refund.
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212) Wednesday, 2 June 2010 16:25 IP: 125.255.116.17
aker lives:- how dare the pretender ghof slag all and sundry and have the temerity to call himself the great man. methinks he has a little too firm a hold of that thing that looks like a dickybird only smaller. have the new maggoting uniforms gone to his bald hairless bonce. have the years of peroxidation permeated throught to the grey matter. as they said about barry dont poke the bear or tyrepower mornington could well explode in all directions with furious rage and vengeance. should that be avoided the young christain boys may well be encouraged to bear arms and begin a 21st century crusade through to the battlefielad os castle hof where the germanic swine may well be banished forever. in the unlikely event that these two pillors of society dont get him then it is considered a certainty that mrs lonie and the vertically challenged collins class unit will disperse the body parts of ghof to all dimensions and systems of the known galaxies.
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sheesus Thursday, 3 June 2010 08:50
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after what seemed a lifetime in the wi,lderness that is the wastleand of siberia, the angry pigeoned one is back in civilization. He comes back with great knowledge and a big whackety stick to whack all and sundry who dare to pop up their heads for breath. Dont worry about the young christian workers - they are still in rehab after being taught the delights of the kama sutra by various brothers (and im not talkin' siblings here, pontiff ) The vertically challenged JC is talking about getting all the Sharks under 5 feet and taking Pines to court over the state of their showeres. They are so small that the water starts off very hot out of the showere head but by the time it reaches the midgets, it is somewhat tepid. And a message from the SUA, just stick to being charged with bringing the game into ill repute by the FDJFL each week and forgeo the maggotting for now. And I like your burst on the Hallam webiste, bolter
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211) Monday, 24 May 2010 13:17 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
sappers round khe san:- great night at khe san last saturday with an eclectic mix of sharkies feasting ala vietmanese. The vegan Davey Locknuts chowing down on mung bean soup and fried tofu washed down with green tea to the carnivorous Mr Ricca who devoured everything meaty in sight. The travelling Hoferts mordering several karoake classics with dodgy lyrics forcing the eraly closure of the restaurant due to the wiaters belleding from the ears. GHofs ode to jacko ( paint it black ) was off colour as was Locknuts monologue singing - very Lou Reed-ish. The only recognised vocalist in the group Rusty, failed to take up the challenge evn when though you could see he was busting to join in ion the final song in Mamma Mia. Veryy good food but a tip - the Khe San brand beer is very ordinary so in fuutr stick to the coranas.
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210) Monday, 17 May 2010 08:40 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Icon for the gay folk:- Another great win for the Sharkies against Southern. Some say maybe the finest getting up by 2 points. The backiline withstood the challenges time after time and 2 golas form the Gooch and matty Shaw got us over the line. Holly was great in the last, desperation poersonified. Even better was the trip home with Ricca telling us how ell endowed Grren day is. Bit suuss when both alighted the Drunkas wagon and headed into Chatuea Ricca. Masters were stiff but gave Southern a head satr and the Gummys probably the same by all accounts. The guy who gave the Preacher a love tap arrived home to find a plague of locuts, rising flood waters and his kids heads spinning 360 degrees.
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209) Thursday, 13 May 2010 09:07 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Mardi Grass:- Hmmmnn yes - he is one very angry man that Wayne Franklin for Tyrepower Mornington. The physical aggression emenating from his body is one to behold. He is full of wittty barbs and retorts to all and sundry. To call the great GHOf a gay icon is pot ketle stuff as the man Franklin is a dead ringer for gay icon frontman Phil McCracken from Bronski beat. And you know what they say about homophobic men - they do prefer it brokeback style.
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208) Wednesday, 12 May 2010 08:59 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Master Gates:- A bit quiet on the bite of late. Has Premeir waste clamped down on Wheels using company time to spread drivel across the ethernet? Has Mornington Tyrepower ( where Wayne Franklin, you might know him, works ) had too many tyre valve caps flogged and they are cutting back on costs? And what about Mrs Lonie, the silence id deafening. Hope a certain YCW great has showed the young christian workers his Pines FC membership card. There, my spleen is vented and i await some powerful retorts forthwith.
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207) Monday, 3 May 2010 08:51 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
meaning of LIFE:- Great 2 wins yesterday. The Masters holding on a rampaging Northern to win by a suasage, great effort all the backline boys to withstand the pressure in the last 5 minutes. Good to see blokes flooding the backline to clog it up. Fish had his kicking boots on with 5 and Macca rucking manfully all day. The Soops with a ripping come from behind win to win by 4 goals. Half time looking down the barrell but Matty had faith in his charges. Great games by Rowey, hardy and Paddy Swayne. Holly was insprational in the last as was the Preacher. Looking forward to Southern in 2 weeks and the rehab tonite at the beach with $2 cans - you bloody beauty
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206) Friday, 30 April 2010 10:55 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Where is the love?:- The spray poor old Morts got when he trained with the Soops Weds was reminsicent of one GKerr of a few yrs ago at Bombers. Strewth, I reckon the Mortician will be out to sort out a few blokes Sunday. Not that he needs any more with that severe case of white line fever. Great to see Morts holding fast in the Masters backline
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SB Friday, 30 April 2010 13:32
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GO MORTS!!! Angry enough at the best of times.....MAN UP MORTS!!!
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205) Tuesday, 27 April 2010 09:17 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Fines Fines Fines:- I hope the great fine master, Druncas Smith, dont forget to whack quite a few this Weds night. Jacko for his subtle encouragemnt of the men in orange at Albert Park. His defence was he was stil peeved at mark Webbers performance at the GP and wasa little dazed by having Davey Locknuts play on him in the Gummys. That pnut Ghof for tackling the great Samoan in the Masters- all and sundry agree it was the hardest he ahas ever been at the man. Ghof described it more like a inoportune time to give him some manlovingly cuddle. Every one who went to Pamboola gets fined for something or other.
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Fine Tuesday, 27 April 2010 13:44
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And the great Samoan said he got really hard during the tackle as well. Both men were seen having very extended showers after the game.
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pamboola miracles Tuesday, 27 April 2010 21:57
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ghof must be fined substantially both fiscally and physically for being the only entrant in both the over 50 sphincter slamming contest and the over 45 long distance jack u late cumtest. sadly he won both
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2time pamboolamedallist Wednesday, 28 April 2010 09:29
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Thanks to the Merimbula Flyer for their great article on being a dual Pamboola medallist. The words rolled off the pages as smothly as i won the 50 yard dash and was as inspring as when i won the drop kick event. Any young kids out there needing inspiration - get a copy of the story to lighten up your otherwise dull dialy existence. There will be newspapaer signing at Dymocks the book store Saturday from noon. And as one heroic sage once said 'tis better to try and fail than to fail to try'
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204) Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:27 Host: 169.83.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
Peechers:- Good luck youse blokes. Thump them fancy blokes.
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Sppoky Smith Friday, 16 April 2010 10:38
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Old Peechers old chum - wont be the same without your lightning wit and quick repartee and mongrel kicks going skew iff everywhere. Hope we are still on for the spa party at your place. i have spoken to all the other Sharkmen but none have recieved an invite. Maybe mine was the only one correctly addressed. I really didnt mind last time just you and me in the spa but got a bit creepy when you wacked on the gary Numan CD and got rather touchy feely. Still in rehab
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wheely bin hire $2.00 Tuesday, 27 April 2010 21:58
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consider your request filled. them fancy blokes got thumped good
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203) Saturday, 10 April 2010 19:04 Host: c211-30-43-233.frank3.vic.optusnet.com.au
mechanics paradise:- rumour has it that after carting 578 kilos of man flesh + 200 kilos of baggage (20 kilos clothes, 180 kilo"s alcohol) the bungers toy car #@*%!e itself immensley. upon return to sunny melbourne wayne form tyrepower mornington (you may have heard of him) shelled out for a 2nd mortgage on the hacienda at yabbyville to get it fixed. sadly bour hero may have to revise his plan to buy a mans car as the repairs will take some considerable time to pay.
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mr sealey Monday, 12 April 2010 08:57
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well he has got a bike but it seems to spend more time in my bike shop or in the back of his car than on the road.
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previous owner Tuesday, 13 April 2010 08:47
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I only drove my little black ARV to church on a Sunday and on the odd occasion to bingo on a Tuesday and I heard that Wayne drove it flat chat to NSW of all places.
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202) Saturday, 10 April 2010 19:01 Host: c211-30-43-233.frank3.vic.optusnet.com.au
why is it so:- the greatest scandal to hit the sapphire coast was perpetrated when the great changmeister entered both the long distance kick and the sprint for the semi literate imbecile division at the supers carnival. needless to say he was the only entrant in either category and therefore took off both the trophies. howls of protest from ricca and granny insisting that they were far dumber were ignored and the chang proudly acknowledged the crowd with a robot celebration that coach shaw said was so bad "if he wasnt a life memeber i'd spear him out of the joint"
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The entire Sharkmen contigent who travelled to Pamboola should be tested for performance enhancing drugs for not applauding the heroic efforts of the great Ghof. A double Pamboola medallist ( much in the vain of Dermott Brereton - 5 day, 5 night premeiership player ) they must be very fortunate to have him in his midst. Word has it that several rival teams have put calls in to the great athelete but loyalty and being of superior intellect than 98% of the great unwashed means he will stay at Sharkland. That comment from the new as yet unproven Supercoach, has been scrutinised and we understand that the comment was made after a combination of severe intake of alcohol, lack of adequate sleep and having to share a vehicle with Wayne from Mornington tyrepower ( you may have heard of him ) the executive commitee shall overlook his misguided attempt at quick reparteee and a warning to leave it to the likes of the great Samoan and Lamina.
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201) Monday, 22 March 2010 13:24 IP: 203.25.230.151
Pie (Cowboys):- Well done Macka and all the Tiger Sharks on another great day Sunday. Great trial for the southern region comp which we all hope we'll have next year. We know it will work so lets get the league to see the light and introduce the North, South and Division One system. Less travel so we can all get more of a chance to stay involved with, or watching juniors and still participate ourselves. And playing local blokes that we know.
Thanks again, we had a great day and thanks to the Bombers for the Canteen and the Bar.
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Holidays at Rye for me Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:15
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Great idea Pie, make sure the Retirement Village don't bring in a new team that in 3 years want to turn our whole southern comp upside down by making us go all the way north to the Country Club (shee that's the other side the river). We don't want to spend an extra 2 or 3 hours a year going to meet moccy-wearers from the north. Far east Cranny weren't to keen on hanging out all day with us west-peninsula elitists - you know it makes sense.
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200) Monday, 22 March 2010 11:36 Host: CPE-124-176-235-8.lns5.win.bigpond.net.au
Carnivale:- No not the great tv series on the abc a few yrs back but the southern supers carnival at bombers yesterday. Saw some old faces making a comeback - that old hoofter johnny j brassil ( aka lanier, xerox, terretts, the boy ffrom bhummy ) was back to his blistering best playing at full back. The angry silvery one , mrs wheels little boy taking all before him and completing at least 3 suplexes and 4 irish whips a qtr - and that was just on little davey locknuts. The great helicopter kicker Dave Carlson running the boundary and showing the world new and exciting ways to propell the pill through the air. Choco living up to his reputation as mean and trgger happy umpire by successfully pi55ing off the raiders again. Well done choco - you have a permanent gig when we next meet. The El Prez umpiring the last game after playing in 2 hisself and devouring 4 pies and 7 cans of VB and still umpired better than any one else on the day ( his quote not mine )The angry one also doing a greta job on the jumping castle, not keepign an eye on the kids but having a stoush with an irate mum who said it all should be supervised. Tipping she wont pick a fight woith him again. A good day all over and well done to all involved.
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199) Monday, 15 March 2010 09:24 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Rob Deek Astello:- Fine effort by the 3 Sharks and a ring in yesterday at the run for the kids in the lovely city of melbourne. As predicted, the lithe lean ethiopian like Ghof set a cracking pace to record a sub 27 min time with the Grandmother and the loose Wheel brinign up the rear (a position both are rather fond of). The latter was also seen procurring several crates of gatorade from the drink station and making his running mate carry th bonty to the car, a dsitance of several kms. And WADA will invistigate and drug test both slower blokes for not taking the required illicit subsatnces which in the end effected their times. Subsequent brain scans revealed nothing at all.
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stev mongettttttti Wednesday, 17 March 2010 12:48
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yes the mighty kenyan distance runner kipchango managed a good time in the run. that is to say he had trained down beautifully for the event bypassing all attempts by tigershark coaching staff to coax him out to train. however a rather unique thing occurred when both the bung eyed one and the old silvery thing managed to ride all the way home without getting into 1 punchup. could hofert be the missing link??
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Charles Darwin Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:54
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after studying the evolution of all life forms i can indeed confirm that hofert is the missing link
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Anti bot test Sunday, 21 March 2010 18:12
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What is an anti bot test? Is it something to deter Ricca? Maybe BBall sho9uld get some of that stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuff
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Nigel from Nigeria Sunday, 21 March 2010 18:14
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put your money on kipchango in the upcoming pamboola to mbula beach challenge over Easter. Any pleb who thinks they can beat the great nigerian white hope - dream on, kaffir
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198) Sunday, 7 March 2010 16:23 Host: c211-28-47-197.frank2.vic.optusnet.com.au
trading post:- the following items are hereby offered for sale courtesy of herr hofert of the physically disinclined society of inactive pussy whipped. also known by their latin name of erectus minimus or their ancient tribal name of the layinbedanddofugallallfuggindayames. 1/ velocipede aka bicycle (done fug all k's only ridden to mordi and back under sufferance 4 times. $200.00 ono. 2/ cricket bat. beautifully preserved middle and grip, just need to clean the red marks off the edges and theres heaps of runs in this piece of willow $175.00 3/ asics running shoes- just used for walking around the hub pushing the shopping trolley never used for running in anger so the purchaser should get many pleasurabl;e kilometres out of these shoes $100.00 4/ am willing to swap these items for a slightly used spinal column and or a heart This should elicit a very riposte of the highest order
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hmmmnnn, yessss Wednesday, 10 March 2010 07:23
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Well apart from the fact it makes no sense whatsoever, i think a short trip to the sanitorium is in order for mrs wheelers little boy. Obviuosly his pulled back muscle is attached to his cerebellum and is distorting his senses. I wiould have done the tredley thing Sunday but went to put mey cleats on and couldnt remember how they worked. And someone stole my bell and tipped the contents of the bottom of a #@*%!ies cage into my mouith during the night. After tripping the light fantastic till 4 in the am, i thought it safe to stay off the roads until at least 10 when I ventured back to the secen of the crime to watch the great unwashed under 17s in the gf. As long as you are there on Sunday for the great victorian 5 km fun run ( oxymoronic or what?) all is forgiven. Reminds me of the joke about the oyster that went into a bar and pulled a muscle, somehow???
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spewsy mcchuckup Thursday, 11 March 2010 09:02
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so it would appear that you consumed something between 4 and 6 ponies of mid strength carlton draught which then sent you into the usual catatonis state whereby you attempt to impersonate the minister for electrocutions until you pass out or throw up. by the way mrs mac is wrapping all her plants and small animals in glad wrap awaiting your attendance saturday evening where you will no doubt continue the tradition of depositing the day ( and nights) takings somewhere on the mccully property. guess you will be back there on sunday cleaning and apologising as per.
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logic is overated Thursday, 11 March 2010 09:04
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since when did making sense become a prerequisite for contribution to the bite. If that was the case there would be one enrty with your name attached and that would be the one advising that you are banned for outrioght imbecility of the highest order.
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yesss....logic Thursday, 11 March 2010 11:54
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whoever yuo are logic, i vote for you
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197) Monday, 1 March 2010 07:14 IP: 125.255.116.17
its all about the kids:- how did you get a game in callums team????
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the kids Monday, 1 March 2010 10:19
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yeah right you know as well as i do that you have to retire at 20 in ther under 11s or not if ur from somerville
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billy bowden Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:22
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ok i stand corrected. i have been reliably informed that the opposition put the rattle back in the ball, removed off and leg stump, left timed out as the only method of dismissal applicable, forced the bowlers to bowl with their non preferred from 36 metres. and you still only got 26 whats going on there???????????
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billy - u tossbag Friday, 5 March 2010 06:40
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they did put the rattle back in the ball but it was a size 4 rattle, which we all know is much smaller and less noisy than the standard number 6 rattle which has been used in local competitions for many seasons now. To change the rattle and have to adjust to the pitch and noise level emanating from the ball, is a very tricky thing to acheive. Obviuosly you havent been subjected to hitting a ball with a number 4 bell in it or you woiuld never make such outalndish statements.
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196) Monday, 1 March 2010 07:00 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Master blaster:- And to all you flogs who want to know -the great man made 26 on saturday - run out direct hits non strikers end from point. Velly unlucky but was smashing the ball to all parts of the oval. Top score for the year. Still hung over now.
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richie benaud Monday, 1 March 2010 07:04
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most excellent news herr hofert doubled your aggregate for the season. you must be chuffed.
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T he Don Monday, 1 March 2010 15:27
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That should bump up the ave to 5 for the year!!
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195) Monday, 1 March 2010 06:58 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
fixture:- Good draw for the Sharkies. 5 Home games, 4 away and only travle to GlenOrden, melbourne, southern saints and raiders
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194) Thursday, 25 February 2010 07:07 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
food and drug agency:- It has come to our attention that a ceratin person has been selling contraband chocolates in the Ballam Park precinct of late. This shady character is well known to law enforcment agencies and has been under surveillance for some time. Last evening he was spotted selling out of use by date Cadbury family Fun blocks, large Caramello Koalas that have been sitting in a box in the back seat of a red commodore and have been melted and solodidifeid some 2 dozen times. This poses the eater to a serious health risk from contracting Chocolate Chlamidia, a very serious condition that affects the eye hand co ordiantaion and kcking ability. Several Tigersharks, all who deny purchasing from this scurillious trafficker, include the Big Grannma and also the robot Goose. Big Stubags denies vehemetly buying said chocolate and we beleive him as his kicking has always been ordianry.
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wheeled warriors Monday, 1 March 2010 07:13
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dont tip me into the granma or he will hunt me down and punch the absolute bejessus out of me if he suspects even the hiont of a sting. that is, when he has a chance with all the 20 year olds hanging off his big big guns. mind he has been convalescing since the tumultuos smash in william street that would have poleaxed a mere mortal. last count $250 for handlebars and tape, $300 for frame cracks, $150 for replacement helmet (seems somewhat superfluos), $100 for sunglasses, $6 x $75 sessions at pysch for self esteem repair work. $250 for brain scans.
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melbourne city council Monday, 1 March 2010 10:21
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and $3,200 for reparing the hole to the street caused when his ample ar5s hit the deck
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193) Sunday, 21 February 2010 17:34 Host: c220-239-211-56.frank2.vic.optusnet.com.au
cheap shots galore:- well, seeing as how the chang like one sits around the old age peeps home, having successfully molested the ones under medication, and has very large quantities of time to write his particular brand of tripe it would be only fair to allow the silvery one a comeback.
hofs once peroxided bonce, which is now completely lacking in (1) hair of any human dna trace (2) any brain cells that are superfluous to the functions of eating, drinking and breathing (3) looks that make the average person want to get down and prostrate themselves before their particular god thanking him that they didn’t have to look like. These facts alone should convince the mentally challenged one that he is indeed fortunate to be walking on his hind legs at this point and therefore he should probably shut the fug up and concentrate on changing washers and continence pads. Certainly should have plenty of time for the aforementioned activities seeing as how he has now placed the $3000 bike and accessories into retirement.
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mirth and merriment Monday, 22 February 2010 06:46
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If i only exist so you can get your jollies then i have succeeded in my holy grail. It is certainly a measure of a man that he cannot find the time to jump on a treadley and ride with some other pppl when he has an abundance of more pressing matters to attend to. Popularity does rhyme with hilarity and the latter does remind me of your constant drivelling posts. I hope the new uniform fit your ample frame but i have yet to see any photos of the rebel tour on the road. I am also descnedant from austarliptihicus africanus of which the last 4 letters i think you can definelty relate to as most of what you type comes from it. keep on dreaming and fighting the good fight and I shall be in the trenches come round 1 - probably supers or masters and not the between 47 and 65 yrs old ( and if you need the incontinence pads - dont bother Simon anymore, I can do you a great deal)
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192) Friday, 19 February 2010 07:02 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Back to the future:- All are invited to a retro 80's night at the Ballam Park CC rooms Saturday 27th Feb from 8 pm.
Dress up in your old 80s gear or in Wheels case just rock up dressed normal. See Gaz for furher info.
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191) Monday, 15 February 2010 13:38 Host: c220-239-211-56.frank2.vic.optusnet.com.au
litigation city:- it is with great delight that i read the opinions of that miserable pile of yak droppings ghof. his ovious disdain for the spell check button makes 80% of his diatribe unreadable to anyone except a dislexic chilean tarot reader. anyhoo, the silly tool did in fact drain a number of 4 footers. just as well cos all of his drives were struck with the ferocity of a midget wrestler, his fairway irons with the accuracy of messrs burke and wills and his approach shots had all the subtlety of a john holmes scene. in fact the mere starin of carting ghof around the course was the single greatest contribution to big stu suffering cardiac arrest a day or so later. however if anyone can locate one or more of the 17 cleanaway branded golf balls there is a small reward in it for them.
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mr slade Monday, 15 February 2010 18:29
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cheezus cchriss, the old grey man of waste had all fugn day to dream up that drivel. It doth flow freely from his fingers onto the qwerty board that has seen way too much for a peice of engineered plastic. I do tend to type with such speed that the accuracy of the words doesnt matter, unlike you - it is the power behind the words, much like the force of my 2.5 wood on the said day at Mornington or Yawnington as it was watching you traipse off into the melaluca lancelotta in search of pills with wide smiles galors. And I once dated a dyslexic Chilean ( or was it the nympho Swedish backpacker) and they do have a pancant for all things spiritual. Farewell, a dieu, auf wedershen fug off
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Conchita Cunnalingua Wednesday, 17 February 2010 09:49
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I am president of the Chilean Reader Tarot Dyslexic Society. I take umbrage and a grain of salt the offenseive remarks made by Mr Wheel. He is very bad man. He should know better than to belittle people who are less fortunate than himslef. Next time i see him, if i am not blinded by his silvery locks, i will hex him with a kicking style that will rival Carlsons helicopter punts and Grannys up and under Campese like bombs and Messrs Lonies wobbly attempted stab like dribblers.
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190) Tuesday, 9 February 2010 23:34 IP: 210.177.157.29
El Prez:- G'day all from the gutters of Hong Kong. Been enjoying the local brew and food. THe crusie was sensational. About 4 days until Chinese New Year and Bugger me dead its the year of the Tiger. Rather ironic me thought and hope that is a sign! Singapore was great and visited the home of the Changster. Tried to piuch#@*%! some Vientanamse dresse fopr Daesy but none would fit. Have travelled far and wide and the girls have spent some coin. Looking foward to coming home to Funkytown but could get used to the beer up here....it's not too bad! Suzie Wong and a rather tall lady with an adams apple said hi to Peechers. See you all at training next week.
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Chang Monday, 15 February 2010 07:07
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Yes Macca, if you go down south a tad you get to my brother city in Hooch Iming City. That ladyboy with the adams apple was probably peechers as we havent sen him for dust - and also Ricca
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189) Monday, 1 February 2010 07:25 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Tales from the Gulf:- Yes not updating Tigers woes but the woes and misfortunes of the TigerSHARKS monthly pilgrimage to the house of golf. First group was the pairing of Granny and The Goose ( who sighed hugely when paired with the optically challenged one), Hardy and Whitey. The 2nd to hit off was the big shouldered Dell with the angry silver fox Wheel with Stuey and Ghof obviously the glamour pairing. Wheels oultaly of several thousands of dollars for 2 clubs and a bag meant nothing as he continued to plunder the tea tree in search of wayward aggotts. Dells shoulders continued to strain at the weight of carrying the angry one, even more so when he stripped down to his footy shorts and muscle shirt. The Stuemeister and hoff were going swimmingly witht ehir putting an high,ight. With much pressure from the peanut gallery ( presidnet elect G Wheeller) GHOF drained several 4 metre putts for par to keep them in touch. Sadly, Wheels used the old foot wedge to keep them in the game and won by default. Correspondence havent been recvd by yher other group but I beleive Granny disgraced himslef as usual and the Goose was very happy that Wheels was in the other group.
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188) Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:32 Host: c220-239-211-56.chirn1.vic.optusnet.com.au
richie benaud:- can we have an update on our intrpid young opening batsman form ballam park chunderers cricket club. wonder how many he crafted last week??? hmmmmmmm
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Crash Craddock Friday, 29 January 2010 07:02
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The great man was hiumming after a cuople of sweetly timed cover drives and of course those infamous signature flick off the pds down to fine leg for 1. When the peanut of an umpire adjudged a ball that was half a yard down leg side and the great behemoth was so close to the bowlers end he took a drag off the non strikers ciggie, to much chagrin the umpire raised his finger even before any appeal from bowler. All who witnessed this atrocity likened it to the explosion of the Hindenburg at New York in 1933 and the famous wardrobe malfunction at Her majestys theatre when Sir Colin Leslie Graeme pattersons' prostectic oenis fell from his pant onto the lap of a vsiting ambassodrs wife from Sweden or some such Scandinavian clime. After several hours the great Ghof was calm enough to talk more than 5 words without the dreaded c word ( charleton) and f ( flombe ) But he will live to fight another day but not will he have to battle the bolwer with a new 2 pce pill and 10 fieldpersons but the umpiring fraterntiy as well
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187) Wednesday, 27 January 2010 07:03 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Buzz Lightbeer:- Looking forward to training tonite and see how many sheep have been consumed by the great unwashed. Messrs Lonie, Lamina and Ricca are prime candidates to join the biggest losers - according to Granny, who has cut a swathe through the mid 20 yr olds at Somie over the summer. The angry silver pigeon is back with a vengeance, steeled with some NYE resolutions(??) Should be a great night, if only I could get enthhused..........
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Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Thursday, 28 January 2010 07:13
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Hmmmmmnnnnn.... training went pretty much to script last night. Doorsy still confused about not being able to move cones around, Lonie still only hitting 70% of targets, Granny still doing the up and under ala union sytle kick but telling all and sundry how fugn good he is. Simon the likeable still on he angry roids, Wheels still bullet handballing, Zoolander running like a well oiled P76, no Lamina or Ricca ( same old same old ) no Samoan ( Superbowl? ) Roccatansky rolling up late and crusing around, teh Goose running around like a 12 yr old in the body of a 50 yr old. GHof crusing around his svelteness reminscent of Judd Harvey and Buckley. ( or shiould read Elmer Fudd, harvey Norman and jef Buckly? )Ahhh, footy - it's good to have ya back
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hardys harriers Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:31
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interesting observations by the passive one. question is will he break into a canter at any stage, and will he join in the drills or stand around impersonating someone whose opinion matters. one thinks we could have a decided weight advatage if not lacking somwhat in height. wish it was world championship wrestling we would simply employ a couple of the larger units in the haystacks calhoun style BIG SPLASH. fix those skinny fit yuppies from up near the yarra
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Tommy wood#@*%! Friday, 29 January 2010 07:06
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he is like a great racehorse - he will peak when the time is right and not before. Why fly in late January when you are needed at your level best in late August and September. Remember, the great marathon doth start with one step, whatever that means. remeber form is a fluctuate but class is permanent
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186) Tuesday, 29 December 2009 20:25 Host: c220-239-211-56.chirn1.vic.optusnet.com.au
great white meets tiger:- oh a joyous occasion at the royal and ancient rosebud country club when the sharkies popped in for a convivial 18 holes. the great chang duffed his first shot of the day and failed to pass the ladies. after much laughter and merriment the rest of us proceeded on. grannys sledging of hardys bike rioding technique (volkswagon) was used to successfully give hardy the brace and bits however he toiled on manfully and had his rvenge when he saw a green with two flags on it ahha just the thing for old bung eye he exclaimed. sterky meanwhile was forced to reconsider the wisdom of questioning wheels for having 24 clubs in his bag as that simply resulted in wheels tormenting poor goosey all round. pine cones, tees, putters, golf balls were all used in ways they were not designed for to intiodate goosey and eventuially they worked. big dall was the only sensible one as he ignored mrs lonies stressing, grannys bleating and all the other piddling and whining to record the best score. this report wouldnt be complete without mentioning chain saw hardstone who took out 2 100 year old pine trees with a solid 2 iron that ultimately nearly richocheted back onto his right plum.
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185) Wednesday, 16 December 2009 08:57 IP: 125.255.116.17
flannelled fools:- had the joyous task of watching the great and skipper the ballam park 3's on saturday. said skipper placed the field with hitler like precision and proceeded to field like a german band pinging returns form the outfield with an oomph that could be heard in the next postcode. sadly he underbowled certain silvery champions and suffered the consequences. Chasing 200 plus and with 2 overs to face you would have thought the great man could negotiate his way to stumps but alas he fell to the old leg side trap. goooooooooonnnnnne was the call from macca, gkr and drunken on the boundary. the sao was umpiring and further massacred the cause when he slaughted our number 3 with an lbw that struck his pad closer to the non strikers stumps than the batsmans stumps. epsiode 2 next week
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Crash Saturday, 19 December 2009 06:48
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Now I know how Greg XChappel felt when he asked Twevor to bowl the underarm ball. Mentally and physically fatigeud from a week of fidel gastro and the ineptness of his fellow fieldpersons, the great Chang did fall for the old leg slip trap. He is now doing quite well, recovering at the Sunny Hills sanitorium but has recurring nightmares from an lbw decision given to one of his fellow Knights.
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184) Thursday, 10 December 2009 07:21 IP: 125.255.116.17
got the spelling right:- the sight of our anorexic aids sufferer relaxing on the grass while his mates did the hard yards last night was sickening and disrespectful. When is this self proclaimed champion of the club gonna actually get upright and kick the sherrin in anger. The next question is how many brave and bold sharkies will come down with salmonella/botulism or swine flu after changmeisters savage cremation of the snaggers last night. thank goodness i took the safe route and ran over a couple of rats which i ate rather than running the risk of those suprise bags.
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roget Monday, 14 December 2009 16:49
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Just to pick you up on a couple of points there, you syphilletic puss wad. The young man o steel you refer to is completely heterosexual in every sense of the word - he has never been punched around the ring, as you so obviously have been and given the context of your drivel it appears you are a taker not a giver. You use the term 'mates' rather liberally as he could count on one hand his 'real' mates and you sir, are as far away as being his 'mate' when my bum ( which has never been voilated as yours has been for some years now ) points down
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roget part 2 Monday, 14 December 2009 16:54
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As we are in the midst of an economic downtrun, the call was to tighten the belts. Michael Hutchence took this way too literally but we had a very strict budget to spend on our end of 2009 snag sizzle. After travelling home via Chingvale Road, a fellow whose great great grandfather came out to dig a 35 foot vertical hole near Castlemaine 150 years ago, offered me some pork rolls, a silly looking gold cat that waves at you and 3 dozen snags that looked like they have been sunbaked with Reef oil on Sunnyside beach. Being a vegan, it didnt worry me how they looked , so I bought them.
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183) Thursday, 10 December 2009 07:18 IP: 125.255.116.17
putting in:- the sight of ouyr anorexic aids sufferer relaxing on the grass while his mates did the hard yards last night was sickening and disrespctful. When is this self proclaimed champoion of the club gonna actually get upright and kick the sherrin in anger. The next question is how many brave and bold shrkies will come down with salmonella/botulism of swine flu after changm,eisters savaging cremation of the snaggers last night. Thanks christ i took the same route and ran over a couple of rats which i ate ratyher than running the risk of those suprise bags.
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182) Tuesday, 8 December 2009 18:38 Host: c220-239-211-56.chirn1.vic.optusnet.com.au
granma wheels:- i wont tolerate this slanderous attack on your gregory any further. i am reliably informed that the slowness and the staitness of his delivery would befuddle most batsmen-so there
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181) Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:05 IP: 125.255.116.17
setting the record straight:- the hof was dismissed prematurely (much like his sex life) for boring us all to the shizenhousen. wheels bowled demonically to knock over the two maddest bastards in the club granny and simon he also took a fine catch at extras fugn silly mid off to dismiss the savagely swinging blow from davey locjknuts. he also batted supoorbly with bruice the golden goose to pass the numpties tally in 2 overs. macca will be fined for bowling a full bunger on hoferts thigh pad (the biggest part of him) whioch cannonned off aforemnetined pad to the boundary missing his splinter thin bat by a whisker. as a batsman/bowler hof makes very good decisions when umpiring the tool
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Stashtishun Thursday, 19 November 2009 06:47
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The scorebook will show that the great Hoffmeister scored an unbeaten 13 before retiring to give others a go. Wheels did bowl ok - the 2 that he actaually landed on the darker green syntheic stuff, the second surprising Granny it actually was fairly straight. The wicket shall not be attributed as being bolwed but 'batsmen stunned by a uncharacteristic straight one'.And if Mrs Wheels gets on here one more time to pump up little Gweggowys tires, severe and quick retirbution shall be sought.
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180) Thursday, 12 November 2009 14:32 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Macca:- The Tigersharks kicked off last night with a light run lead by Hardy around Ballam Park and then a convivial game of 20/20 cricket afterwards. It was a good turnout with about 24 players turning up.
Macca’s Mumbai Marvels took on Carlson’s Caribbean Cream Pies. The Marvels won by about 8 wickets and 30 runs although no official scorer was in attendance. Highlights were Animal’s bowling style and wicket taking ability (bowling style was a cross between Max Walker and an Orang-utan having a fit), Davey Lockwood playing like Geoff Boycott and holding up one end and young Callum Hofert showing some style when coming out to bat. Me thinks young Callum watches too much cricket on TV (he does show more style and ability than his old man though).
New coach Matt Shaw spelt out what pre season training was going to be all about …. not running people into the ground but about improving our core strength, general level of health and to make sure we are all a little less susceptible to injuries in the long run. Training will be a combination of methods and footies will form a big part of pre season training.
Next two weeks (Weds 18th & 25th) we’ll be training at Monterey High School (behind Pines footy club) starting at 6.30pm. After that we’ll be at Ballam Park (2nd & 9th Dec). For each session bring your running gear and a towel.
Matt’s quote from an unnamed source and theme for this pre season is: “If you take the enjoyment of footy then it’s a pain in the #@*%!”
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179) Thursday, 12 November 2009 06:54 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Common Tatter:- Great night at Ballam Park last evening with the boys having a hit and giggle ( or in Laminas case, running in giigling whilts bolwing, talking pirate and dropping sitters at mid wicket ). Granny batted like a Granny, teh Hoff was a picture of sartorial elegance, smashing severla boundaries before retiring to give the lesser lights and chance to shine. Carlso batted like an old mole, Rusty got a golden and Simon a duck. Wheels bowled like he does in indoor but no side nets to straighten him up. The new #@*%!roack smacked em around a bit as did big Dell. Yung Hofert weaved a spell around Locknuts and had him caught at bat pad. The big Samoan was very ordinary as cathcer, err keeper as was Simon the likeable, lobbing the ball back like he was back in Lebanon lobbing grenades. All in all a fun night before the serious stuff starts but one questins remains - how did Stuey go over at Hallam?
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Officeworks Ozzie Thursday, 12 November 2009 14:35
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Saw the Stumeister in at Officeworks buying heaps of different coloured textas. Said when he got home he was going to get his kids to put some pretty pictures on his arms. Thought it would help him fit in if he looked and played like that other left footer over at Hallam
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178) Friday, 6 November 2009 14:16 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Macca:- Pre season training start next Weds 11th Nov.
Here's the plan for the next 3 weeks......
Next week is at Ballam Park (meet 6pm Weds 11th Nov at Ballam Park Cricket Club enter off Naranga Cres), we will go for a run then have a 20/20 cricket match as an intro to the new season. Matt Shaw will then give everyone his plans for the rest of pre-season.
For the following two weeks, Weds 18th and 25th Nov, we will train at Monterey College just behind Pines footy ground.
If anybody has cricket gear please bring it along next week.
Matt will print out sheets and give to all outlining our pre-season movements for training.
Shower and bar facilities will be available at Ballam Park.
See you there next week.
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177) Tuesday, 20 October 2009 08:23 Host: CPE-121-219-3-18.vic.bigpond.net.au
Gaz:- Heard a rumour that Stuey and Granny are going to Hallam and we get 3 slabs of beer evry week. We must work hard to ensure this deal works as it is a win-win for both sides
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adrian anderson Wednesday, 21 October 2009 08:11
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Can someone confirm that G.Hofert was seen boarding a plane for QLD to enter into trade negotiations? And if so lets hope a deal can be struck that sees the Hofert with all the skills come back to the sharkies!
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Jame Fantasia Wednesday, 21 October 2009 08:52
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Yes, can confirm G Hoff was a prt of the complicated Fevola-Bradshaw-Rischitelli-Goerring trade to QLD. The great man is now sunninghisself on the Gold Coast in anticipation of the Super GP this weekend. Rumour not true that he is employed to rid the track of skidmarks are unsubstantiated at this time. Ricca is considering legal action as he was promised a heap of skimark action
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the dark knight Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:28
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i hope while garys away he can find some ability maybe he can ask his brother for a few tips & maybe a bit of luck might help aswell theres no piont sunning your self gary your enormouse ears will keep the sun off you im mean how long does it take to burn a twigg ? your a tool gary stay in qld & hire yourself out as a fishing rod at least you would be good for somthing
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Andrew Demtiriou Friday, 23 October 2009 11:05
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Here I am busy working at taking AFL to the unwashed, illiterates of Western Sydney and my right hand man goes and defects to Hunt Engineering. I can understand Hunt's wanting to improve their sales taem with this poaching... anyone who can sell the hands in the back rule must be able to sell Hunts products better than those currently doing the job
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Mike Fitzpatrick Thursday, 29 October 2009 06:54
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Hunts products stand the test of time. Origanlly set up to provide the German war machine with tanks and planes, they went on to build street sweepers for the streets of Moscow, fishing rods for Shimano and special reinforced bike seats for largish tyre fitters from Somerville. You can bank on Hunts -they are a great bunch at Hunts
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176) Thursday, 10 September 2009 08:38 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Handy Andy:- Gone very quiet about that Granny bloke here. Whats going on?
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Quaddy Thursday, 17 September 2009 08:54
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Is Granny taking his hand on the trip away for back up?
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Nurse Ratchet Thursday, 17 September 2009 10:55
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Back up, word on the street is that either the right or left is the first port of call.His mum is so proud he is ambidextiris.
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Single Mothers of Echuca Thursday, 17 September 2009 11:00
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Looking forward to meeting "Quick Draw" Franklin on the weekend, we are told he has the fastest hands and is known to inflict all sorts of punishment on himself since that famous Hong Kong Porn Flick."Fists of Fury"
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Jealous Friday, 18 September 2009 15:18
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I'm still having trouble with the fact that Granny can have "twins" all to himself - and the way they reach for the beer for him as soon as he asks! He is definately king of his domain. I only hope he treats them right and doesn't make a fist of it all.
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Arm Lancestrong Saturday, 19 September 2009 12:12
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Me old china Granny - up in Echuca, look out all you single ladies. And a tip Wayne, if you luck out, remember you told me the old trick of sitting on your left hand till it goes numb as during the action it feels like someone else is doing the work
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175) Monday, 7 September 2009 14:36 Host: 123-243-113-46.static.tpgi.com.au
Macca:- Not easy being club Prez. I was at official AFL lunch on Bulldogs V Geelong and look what celebrity hassled me to have her photo taken with me!
She'll do Preso night for free!!
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Granny Tuesday, 8 September 2009 08:52
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Just tell her to stop texting me and stalking me, tell her it's over and tel her to tell that bitch kylie minogue as well
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Karoake Kid Tuesday, 8 September 2009 08:53
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Guess Macca got Photo Shop for Fathers day then
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Macca Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:06
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Pretty hard to photo shop the other photo I took of Rickee Lee and I together. Trying to keep a steady hand in that position wasn't easy I tells ya!!!
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174) Friday, 28 August 2009 10:51 Host: 60-240-120-245.static.tpgi.com.au
SB:- Good luck on the weekend boys...Morts...If you get in...have a ripper! I wont even suggest that you play nice and tight!
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SB Monday, 7 September 2009 11:13
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Type in the sound of crickets...... ...... ...... ......
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Sorry SB Tuesday, 8 September 2009 08:55
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But the boys were very focussed on the semi fianl but young Morts had a run in the exhibition game prior and swallowed some vast quantitities of angry pills as he wanted to do a Lloydy and run through a 16 yr old ring in. So mildly mannered during the day then bang whooshka - talk about white line fever
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173) Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:34 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
pink:- wayne - just thankin yall for the inspiration for my no 1 hit 'u and ur hand'
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172) Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:55 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Mrs. Hand:- Wayne - I want to thank you for those intense but brief few moments last Sunday morning. Lovely to hear you brush off your cycling mates to spend the mronign with me. The passion was pleasant and left me with callouses but as you haven't called me since, i am wondering if there is another?
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Buddy Franklin Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:01
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Rest easy Mrs.Hand, how could I ever be with any other than yourself! Especially when you role play with the oven mit on?
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Miss Palmer Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:34
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But Wayne - remember you & me and that old cricket glove and then the other time with the powder free latex one. Remember the old adage - the left hand must know who, err what the right hand is doing
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171) Monday, 24 August 2009 21:38 Host: 123-243-102-148.static.tpgi.com.au
Semi Final Curtain Raiser:- Hey Sharkies
We need a bunch of Over-45s to play the Curtain-Raiser at Mordi on Sunday (10:45 start). Please ring Ming on 0405-587-979 if interested.
Will Glenn from Brunswick is coaching the state seniors squad, so he'll have most of the state team for his side, and we need someone to test them out. I guess Will's mob will wear the BigVs. I'll have the greyVs too. See you there - Ming
For the older guys like Willo there's the O-50s v O-55s at Bentleigh.
Sunday 30th August 2009
Div.1 Semi Finals: Southern Saints – Bentleigh Rec.Res. (Mel.77 F1)
* Game 1 - Exhibition - Over 50’s & 55’s (10:45 am)
* Game 2 – Essendon vs. Ascot Vale (12.45pm.)
* Game 3– Greensborough vs. Footscray (2.45 pm.)
Div.2 Semi Finals: Mordialloc – Ben Cavanagh Res. (Mel. 87 G12)
* Game 1 - Exhibition - Over 45’s game (10:45 am)
* Game 2 – Darebin vs. Frankston (12.45pm.)
* Game 3– Northern Dists. vs. Melbourne Dists. (2.45 pm.)
Div.3 - Semi Finals: Eric Bell Reserve - Melways Map 99 J9 (Frankston Supers)
* Game 1 – Knox Lions vs. Federal/Bayside (12.45 pm)
* Game 2 – Werribee vs. Hallam (2.45pm. )
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Changi Tuesday, 25 August 2009 09:12
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What about the 35-45 yr olds? Discrimination of this demographic but when the league has their presentation night on a Monday night in Footscray probably true to form
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170) Friday, 21 August 2009 19:00 Host: 169.83.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
Wheres Wally??:- A picture of our favourite Ernie on the Lang fc website....who knew he was so dapper...
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Ding Dong Wednesday, 26 August 2009 08:56
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Ernie Sigley played for Langy?
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169) Friday, 21 August 2009 08:44 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Father son left to carry on ..:- Great nite at the pit last Weds with heaps of father-son/daughters on the track. Peechers didnt turn up with his DNA testing equipment so we'll have to wait another year for thos paternity tests. Good to see Granny take young Davey Lockwood onder his wing but i think he took it too far when i found him spanking him on the rooms later that night.
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168) Tuesday, 18 August 2009 13:51 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Second Lady:- Sad to say that one of the premier netball players has done a fetlock and wont be showing any of her outstanding prowess for some time. It will have to left up to the rest of the team to carry us through for most of this season. GOOOOOOOOOOOO Sharks
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167) Monday, 17 August 2009 18:02 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Dr. Stephen Hawkins:- Just a quick remark to Mr. Dean White of Mt Martha West, do not ever doubt the mathematical ability of one of my mensa mentors in the great Mr G Hoff. He correctly worked out the % gained yesterday and it was backed up by the ladder on the Sporting Pulse today. Beware Mr White or I shall voice command my wheelchair to run over your bung foot several times, you hypotenuse hyporcrite!!!
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166) Saturday, 15 August 2009 19:14 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Chelsea City Council:- The road works division of the Chelsea City Council was called out to urgently fill a hole in the road at the intersection of Edithvale Rd and Staion St early this morning. Reports confirm the fact that 2 Tigersharks were riding along, when the left footed one from Seaford North failed to get his foot out of the peg and fell over. To much merriment of a group of 20 riders behind him, his fellow Tigershark and a group of kids in a car at the traffic lights. No assistamnce could be rendered as all and sundry we laughing so hard. "Would apprecite it Gaz if you dont tell anyone" No worries mate, I got my young fella to type this. Hhahahahahahahahahahaha
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165) Thursday, 13 August 2009 08:41 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
NETBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL:- Well done to the Sharkettes who won their first game of the season at the Wayne Franklin Memorial Sports & Leisure centre. I was not at the game, had a proir commitment ( Wire in the blood was on ABC2) but apparntly all the girls preformed well in a variety of defferent positions (?). Coach Johnny Collins was very impreseed with the girls, so much so he joined them in the changerooms after the game and offered to take their bibs home and wash them. Messres Lonie ( who was harder at the pill than her husband, Stuey "Squealer" Lonie) and Hofert ( who can actually take the ball overhead, unlike her hubby ). Great win and look forward to playing next week, the Ladies From the Isle of Lesbos
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164) Wednesday, 5 August 2009 12:36 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
NETBALL!!!!!!!:- The Sharkettes started ther seaosn campaign against the younger, fitter and svelter Lemon Tartlettes at the Peter Ricca netball centre in Frankston last night. Messrs Lonie, Collins(X 2), Isted, Zueschner, Richens, Hardstone and Hofert took to the court. The Sharketttes started with a bang, scoring the first points of the game then we slowly beaten into subsission by the fitter svelter firmer thingys from teh other side. The match was held up whiklst one of the Tartlettes had to rush onto the court, fresh from a bizarre lie detector radio interview with a shock jock. Coach Johnny collins was warned by the ref for yelling out'bloody hell rerfs, they been doing it all game' after the first 10 seconds. Messrs Lonie and Hofert hit the ball harder than their hubbys and coach dawesy should look for some inspiration ion the way our fearless trainer Kaz attacks the pill. The girls take on the Foxy Cougars next week and should be a bleter if only we knew the bloody rules
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Granny Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:29
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Well done to the girls! Few questiosn on this netball gig. Will they be having an end of season trip? When does their season end? Hope none of them have heard of Echuca? It should be OK though as they won't know how to find Echuca. As we all know women cannot read maps! Do women find me atrractive?
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Luke Darcy Thursday, 6 August 2009 08:59
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Granny - that posts shows your very neandertahl approach to women. Australipithicus Africanus like you have to remember that the female form have to be papmered and like the lovey dvey approach. You have to keep on with this facade until you get what you want then roll over and go back to sleep. And no matter what Stuey says, I beleive that women do find you attractive - I have committed my life to finding that one woman for you and I wont rest until i find her
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163) Friday, 31 July 2009 18:29 IP: 115.130.59.212
sherrin:- any truth in the rumour that the the ruckman/coach had his way with julie, from the loveboat?
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Hello Sailor:- Any truth in the rumour that Ricca , and Granny are now spending Friday nights together sipping west coast coolers and swapping waxing tips?
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Shagger Monday, 3 August 2009 15:39
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Any truth to the rumour that Granny rushed to meet Ricca at his place last night to rub copious quantities of goanna oil into the damaged hamstring and there was a little bit of oil left over to enjoy after the massaging was done?
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161) Friday, 31 July 2009 08:02 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Spook:- Wheres the seelcted sides? I was hoping to see Lonie lining up in a back pocket here he belongs and what about that great behemoth Granny - rumour has it has gone out in symphony. Or come out - one or tother.
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Long John Ballsdry Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:23
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I don't see Granny as the sought of person that would be musically talented enough to be in a symphony. Not sure what tother means either Spook, perhaps some gaelic phrase that we are not aware of?
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WebBastard Sunday, 2 August 2009 22:25
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Just for something different I decided to put the teams up on Monday.
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Spook Monday, 3 August 2009 09:21
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Hey Ballsy - if you dont shut up I will tell all about your phallic phrasing that includes the words 'gentitalia' and 'miniscule'
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160) Sunday, 26 July 2009 18:41 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Peplectic dog:- Rumour has it that one El Prez had a flashback from Sunshine and tripped over himself at Eric Bell in the wee hours. Also a terrible assualt took place in the dunny with Johnny Colins being set upon by 2 thugs and being violated. The 2 grinning alledgees had distinctive Russian accents and one laughed crazily at anything and evrything and the other looked just stared at himself flexing his cannons in the mirror. And just like old times for the Collins. spending the night in the vehicle at Eric Bell
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159) Thursday, 23 July 2009 09:59 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Sorry I from Barcelona:- I misheard the great goal kicking ruckperson and what he said was as the weather was 'inclement', there was no training at Eric Bell last night. Didint stop Davey locknuts running 25 laps and having 60 shots on goal
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158) Thursday, 23 July 2009 09:57 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Gran poo bah:- Doorsy rang me and ( via a muffled communication line ) said something like James Clement is coming to training last night but training was cancelled. Whats going on? These steroids may be fugn with my mind.
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157) Monday, 20 July 2009 08:55 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Gaz:- A ripping win by the Supers yesterday at Eric Bell. The big question at the orange break - was 4 goals going to be enough with the strong zephyr blowing down the scoreboard end. The answer - no worries as the Sharkies went goal for goal in the final stanza. Finals now a certainty and as we have knocked off the two top sides already - look out!! Well done to the committee for organising a huge day and well done to the Sharkette netballers
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156) Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:27 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Spectatpr:- Good to see Stuey Lonie back on the track and looks like he's been guilty of eating Wheels sheep again. Lets hope the curse of the clumsy Lonies doesnt come back ton haunt him and he falls over agin ( this time without any alcoholic imbibing ). His great mate Wayne was glad to see him back - they dont hide much those skin tight pants even if you are a junior burger compared to a few big macs around the joint!!
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155) Monday, 6 July 2009 09:41 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
tram conductor:- 2 great wins at Sunshine yesterday by the Masters and Supers. Masters set the tone earky and didnt let the devils into the game after qtr time. Great team spirit in the group and sitting on top of the ladder is a great rewrad for Peecheys boys.A ripping win by the Supers jumping out of the blocks and hanging in their with a great last qtr against the wind to win a thriller. Always huge tn win away especially at Sunshine. Look forwrd t the next game against the local rivals in Raiders.
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lou di gregorio Monday, 6 July 2009 09:45
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A couple of honourable mentions - that Scottish bloke played by some Ausie bloke with an American accent said ]you can take our liberty but youll never take our freedom' ( or something like that. The great Druncas Smith with " WEVE NEVER FUGN WON HERE BOYS" at the orange break will long be remebered as a classic. The prez should give away the turps before the game as he fell over twice with no one within cooee of him. Must have been contagious as max continued the long line of clumsy lonies by going a over t on the far wing, much to the merriment of the Sharkies crowd.
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The Prez Monday, 6 July 2009 12:02
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People have theories of me being drunk (what's the likliehood of that??), having an inner ear infection or just being unco & falling over my own feet twice. The explanation is simple, yet sinister, and my meeting with Dr Phil for a debrief today confirmed that I experienced hallucigenic flashbacks that was caused from post traumatic stress suffered after the fateful incident where I was scarred for life at Sunshine on Round 2 2004. So you blokes lay off. Dr Phil has recommended binge drinking and attendance at this years footy trip as the appropriate psycological treatment for this sort of trauma....drink to forget he told me!!! At least that's what I think he said.
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Tipsy O'Rierdon Monday, 6 July 2009 13:27
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and thats not the first time a nasty gash got you in trouble on the other side of town
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Tipsy McStagger Monday, 6 July 2009 14:56
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And when the gash appeared, the wisecrack of "bet that's not the only place ya bleed from" was a ripper
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Omar Nipplesache Monday, 6 July 2009 16:16
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and a very nice goat too
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154) Friday, 3 July 2009 18:58 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Gummy:- You know, some times when you lose someone that has been a huge part of your life, it takes a while to get over it. When i heard of the passing of one of our greats last week, I broke down and wept. How come thye yake away the greatest and brightest stars when we need them the most. Does any one know if there is a memorial planned for Mollie Sugden of Are you being served fame? I miss her and her pussy already.
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Young Mr Grace Monday, 6 July 2009 09:09
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Fair dinkum Gummy come out of the closet....these were just crocodile tears....we know you cried like a baby for weeks after the passing of Mr Humphries!!!
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153) Thursday, 2 July 2009 23:27 Host: CPE-121-219-99-36.vic.bigpond.net.au
Dave C:- Good luck fellas, here's to 3 wins this Sunday ...
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152) Monday, 29 June 2009 08:28 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
thousand dollars:- Great day at Pines Fc yesterday. Congrats to Phil and Duncs for organising a ripping day. BOG - the great White hope ( would have been a great trip home to Mt Martha with him )Honourable mentions to Jacko and Holly who slunked away without a trace. Shane from Home & Away for pure nuisance value, Stu Lonie for laughing too hard and long at the most trivial of things. Granny for being Granny.
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151) Friday, 26 June 2009 10:48 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Brassil?:- Vale me old mate Michael Jackson who went to the great kiddie fiddler playground in the sky. He was never the same since I celebrated with the winning goal at Dandy West in 2001 with a moonwalk that would have shizzled the bizzle.
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150) Wednesday, 24 June 2009 20:30 Host: d58-104-89-216.dsl.vic.optusnet.com.au
cmac:- can someone please email me the fixture for the remainder of the year.cheers cmac chrisbellacera@yahoo.com.au thanks
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WebNaSTY Thursday, 25 June 2009 09:33
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hey cmac - have you tried the 'fixture' button on the front page and on the menu. The document is in word and can be printed for your convenience.
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149) Monday, 22 June 2009 14:06 Host: CPE-121-219-62-95.vic.bigpond.net.au
Magda:- Congrats on your 50th game Jay
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Jetstar Monday, 22 June 2009 21:01
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Thanks 'Magda' it was a great day, even made better by the fact we had a win, thanks to all the players for there best wishes, especially Stewy'aka Mrs Lonie & El Pres,aka Macca for the fantastic brick wall, I mean banner they made.
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grey ghost of #13 Tuesday, 23 June 2009 12:48
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hit the wrong button and got it in the wrong spot-bit like ricca so here it is again
congrats jay on a great 50 game career.
got me stuffed how you got through the banner without requiring medical attention immediatley afterwards but well done anyway
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jetstar Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:16
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didnt need medical attention, got little 'jetstar' to run through the banner first just in case the sniper was there.
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148) Monday, 22 June 2009 10:08 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Stashtishun:- Sorry to correct the El Prez (Macca not Stubags)but the Sharks have beaten the old foe in Western Devils (aka Sunshine) twice. Round 9 2001 Sharkies 12-8 to Sunshine 2-6. Also in round 7 of 03 21-14 to 3-6
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Gaz Monday, 22 June 2009 10:10
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The second game was played at Mornington due to a groung unavailiblity. Our old mate in Greg Kerr kicked 4 as did eventual goalkicking leader Glyn Morley. That old stager Hooch also kicked 4 in a BOG display. Yours truly got sent off for congratulating an umpire for getting the decison right. Semms to spur me on to greater things with the start of a stellar maggotting career
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El Prez Monday, 22 June 2009 10:37
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Thanks for correction. My recollection of game details V the Devils are hazy A. because of high alcohol consumption yesterday and B. the dreaded head clash on debut for the Sharks. I often have moments where I forget things due to both issues
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Prez's Homeboy Monday, 22 June 2009 11:10
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Correction: Those to efforts were in fact against the old 'Sunshine' not 'Western Devils'.
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Hey homey Tuesday, 23 June 2009 11:11
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Those 2 clubs one in the same just a slight name change. Club plays at same ground same jumpers same bunch of great blokes running around
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grey ghost Tuesday, 23 June 2009 12:46
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congrats jay on a great 50 game career. got me stuffed how you got through the banner without requiring medical attention immediatley afterwards but well done anyway
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147) Saturday, 20 June 2009 18:11 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
rumour is fact:- that stoush at pines today v langy was cuased when some blokes were laughing so hard at Riccas replay of his attempted handball last week ended up in tears. And who said Langy blokes were soe losers
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146) Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:54 Host: CPE-121-220-99-128.vic.bigpond.net.au
hoges:- sounds like good news to me razor you thank guesty for passing on the news get well and see you soon
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Gaz Thursday, 18 June 2009 18:51
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Yeah. Good to see Razor down the club last night
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145) Tuesday, 16 June 2009 08:17 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Gaz:- I resemble that goal post impersonator remark - I thought i was more like marcel marceu, you know the one when he was carrying a pnae of glass across a busy city street? And no mention of jay getting shot again - damn, it must have taken those blokes 5 yrs to move that grassy knoll from eastern to sth meringue. And yes wheels, he had his head over the pill and it was a hard ball get. And Ricca handballing it to himself? Guess it's not the only thing he'd like to do to himself!!!
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Beyond the grave Thursday, 18 June 2009 17:15
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Wi Wi Monsiuer. That Ricca is more like Marcel Marceau than Monsiuer Hofert. The mime work he did in the Masters game at Northern was magnifique! I think Ricca is a lot like that other great impersonator Danny La Rue if you know what I mean
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Hopoate Thursday, 18 June 2009 18:50
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Yeah Ricca was impersonating a footballer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!still funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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see it but dont believeit Friday, 19 June 2009 22:40
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hard ball get?? jay?? must have been stunned by the sun and stumbled into a contest in error. that'll teach him
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You must b crazyburn Saturday, 20 June 2009 18:08
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Yeah well he was the one that found Wheels hard ball when it goit ripped from his person at Crazyburn a few years back.
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jetstar Saturday, 20 June 2009 23:05
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no it was'nt the sun oh "GREY ONE", i thought after 50 games of playing i better start getting my own ball.
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144) Monday, 15 June 2009 20:32 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Kenrick Tucker:- Rumour has it that the great silver angry one ( aka Mrs Wheeleres little boy ) is pulling on the jeresy next Sunday against Hallam. God help any Hallam bloke who glances sideways at the great pigeoned one
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wheels Friday, 19 June 2009 22:39
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ease up oh great reflecto cranium. i may well fire up but not against hallam perhaps the scraggers at willy july 5 if the great man wisho can squeeze me into the team
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143) Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:33 Host: CPE-121-219-62-95.vic.bigpond.net.au
Northern Districts Ground Info:- Mill Park Lakes Recreation Reserve,
The Lakes Boulevard, South Morang.
Melway: Map 183 C6
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Spook Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:32
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Look at the morangs on that sheila!!!!
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Morang fancier Thursday, 11 June 2009 19:18
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Thats carmen electra. You should see south of the morangs.
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Spook Friday, 12 June 2009 11:16
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Yes thats right - sth morang is just west of salt lkae city!!
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142) Wednesday, 10 June 2009 09:57 Host: CPE-124-180-38-130.vic.bigpond.net.au
RAZOR:- True hoges a little set back for this year but still i should be back training next month
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Gaz Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:57
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All the best Junior - catch up with you soon
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Peechers Thursday, 11 June 2009 19:33
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gday Razor, so sorry hear about your set back. I hope to see you soon and hope you are feeling better soon.
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Jayman Thursday, 11 June 2009 21:51
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Take it easy Razor, we'll miss the "Enforcer" on the backline, get yourself better there's always next season.
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Sykesy Friday, 12 June 2009 20:26
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Welcome to the club , But remember you have to be jump started to be a full member with voting rights , see ya soon look after yourself
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141) Friday, 5 June 2009 19:03 Host: CPE-124-180-249-10.vic.bigpond.net.au
hoges:- heard razor not well maybe finished due to heart problems on monday get well ray
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140) Friday, 5 June 2009 08:40 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Not Brassil but then again...:- Sad sad dat yesterday with the sudden death of that great drag queen, Ricca err... Danny la Rue. Danny was a firm favorite with the lads with his double dild err..
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139) Monday, 1 June 2009 09:56 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Gaz:- Great 3 wins by the Sharkies yesterday. My Mum says lay off with all the jokes about my brother and how good he went. Well, did he have 6 bounces in a row along Jackos wing? No. Did he get a feed at the Khe San cafe? No. Did he completely dominate in the ruck and kick a couple of beautiful long goals? Well, yes but he had big raps on him and I told him at half time to do something.
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Macca Monday, 1 June 2009 16:12
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I was around at Castle Grey Skull (Phil Jones place) on Friday night and he had a photo of the 2005 Tigersharks Semi final side. We reckon you've put on weight since then Gaz! You keep winning those Khe Sahn vouchers and bulk up then you might become a key positoin player like your brothers!! Was waiting to see if Brassil turned up...your brother Damien must be the only Hofert boy he hasn't had a blue with??
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Drug Check Monday, 1 June 2009 17:47
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The odd bulking of the Hofert boy has not gone unnoticed and we will be there with our glass on wednesday night to check.
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Hey drug check Monday, 1 June 2009 20:14
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You blokes have been taking the p155 out of me for years
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Drug Check Monday, 1 June 2009 21:11
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Yes this is true, but that has added further to suspicion as you only recently changed from squatting to standing and aiming.
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Ivan Kutchyakokov Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:12
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I am the great mans surgeon. I performed a reverse strapadictomy a few weeks ago so the human growth hormones will still take some time to kick in. He is still missing his mate Stuey Lonie who absconded from my clinic in Phuket when they paid for a double surgery. Just hope his manboobs dont rival that of the great Duncunnator or the boys will be lining up to pick up the soap.
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138) Friday, 29 May 2009 00:14 Host: 123-243-102-148.static.tpgi.com.au
Mingus:- Look-out Gummies, the Old Wicks will be lobbing at Frangsterville once agin to take on the venerable Wishy, Rocky, Willo, Wheels at al.
Hope to have some numbers recruited, and get a few of our bloke double up, but now Crimmo from Marcellin rides in with the cavalry, 4 or 5 Bald Eagles are set to fill us up
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137) Thursday, 28 May 2009 08:30 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
TW Sherrin:- Who was that balding freakazoid getting hit on the noggin whilst jumping the fence at training last night? He wasnt trying to 'abduct' a footy was he? The hollow sound of it hitting his bonce reverberated around the ground with such alacricity, Sol Trojillo thought it was the start of the mexican hat dance ( Just a fugn joke Sol - get over it )
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Ross Faulkner Thursday, 28 May 2009 20:23
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leave homer alone...his bonce will be back in action
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